In Response To: Re: lmaonade @ the needler song :D (Louis Wu)
In honor of the occasion, repostingmy favorite Needler story ever...
GameFAQs user Githon on how the Needler was popularized.
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"This meeting of the Covenant High Council is called to order. Elite soldier #204, step forward!"
"Wort wort wort!"
"How goes the campagin?"
"The campagin has been a complete and total success! Our conquest over the big fleshy blob people of Omicron 9 has been carried out in full!"
"So suddenly? With no resistance? How can this be?"
"Thank the R&D department"
"Very well. Using our new state of the art weaponry, we shall now move on to another planet. Do you have any suggestions?"
"How about the planet Earth? Our research into their televideo signals suggests they have a very similar physiology to that of the Omicron 9-ians, and they also have a tendancy to inbreed and break into chants of "Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!" while they beat each other with chairs"
"Excellent. Begin the attack at once."
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