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Speaking of which...
Posted By: HarndenDate: 7/1/00 9:01 p.m.

In Response To: Re: E3 movie (Deathwhore)

> DVD! DVD! We want DVD!

> Is the trailer going to be available in DVD format? Anyone know?
> Yours truly recently picked up a 27" TV and wants to see
> HALO in all its XBoxian glory on the big screen. Since I'm not
> buying an XBox, it may be as close as I'll ever get to playing
> it (I'll attach a mouse to the DVD player and pretend I'm
> playing).

Actually, due to Microsoft's recent trouble in court, they will "innovate" a new era of electronic entertainment(and in doing so put some wounds in the case against them) by releasing Halo and all subsequent games as interactive DVD movies. Recent studies have shown that:

A) More people watch movies then play computer games.
B) More people have TVs then computers.
C) People like to be spoonfed information.
D) People buy a lot of Microsoft products, regardless of quality.

The X-Box has been reduced to an improved DVD player to reflect these points. By use of a simple yet amazingly original approach, the DVD's built-in menu systems will allow users to decide where the marine and his group of young, attractive and witty Bobs go by pressing one of three options at key moments during the space drama. The Bungie employee's faces texture-mapped on the Bobs and the voice actors will be replaced by various members of "Friends" and "Dawson's Creek".

A fourth of an inch useless plastic outer rim will be added to all X-Box DVD Interactive Movies to ensure they will not play on any platform but the X-Box.

The innovation just keeps coming!


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E3 movieMarty 7/1/00 1:04 p.m.
     Re: E3 movieDing 7/1/00 1:52 p.m.
     Re: E3 movieSD 7/1/00 2:17 p.m.
           Re: E3 movieDing 7/1/00 2:31 p.m.
     Re: E3 movieDeathwhore 7/1/00 4:52 p.m.
           Speaking of which...Harnden 7/1/00 9:01 p.m.
     Re: E3 movieDan Rudolph 7/1/00 8:03 p.m.



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