LOL, yep this sounds like true love.
: Hm, my old Peforma 6320 was in love with an external CD drive.... Honestly,
: if the CD drive wasn't plugged in, the computer froze on startup... And
: this is not possible to explain in any other way: no other device
: whatsoever could be plugged in, just the CD drive. It had nothing to do
: with the ID# either, we checked that. We also tried formatting the hard
: drive and reinstalling the system, but it just wouldn't work.
: The obvious reason was that they were in love. What else? Okay, I admit that
: I usually don't chain myself to girls I'm in love with and then refuse to
: breathe if someone braaks my chain (though it has happened once...okay,
: twice) but this must be completely normal for computers! Right?
