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	Re: So far off-topic
	Posted By: Scifiteki	Date: 2/17/03 10:33 a.m.
	In Response To: So far off-topic (Vid Boi) : Hey, this has nothing to do with Marathon or Bungie, but everyone here is : full of ideas... Today I discovered a mysterious basement in my school : where there are locked doors with no keyholes and holes in the walls...it : is a very eerie place. Also, I have seen a lot of other mysterious things : in my school, like pointless messages written in the Symbol font on little : notes on recycle bins... Since I really like conspiracies and practical : jokes, I feel very tempted to write a letter that ties all these seemingly : random things together into a major conspiracy theory about the teachers : of the school being members of a secret cult that executes students in the : basements under the holidays, and send it to the school paper, so people : will be tempted to enter the mysterious basement and see what's there. And : then I can like, get a man-size doll, fill it with fake blood and hang it : in the basement in a snare! : Is this a good idea, or should I change it, or should I forget about it : completely? Please make some creative suggestions, I really want to give : this school something to remember me by when I quit this summer ;) : (I wonder how many posts it will be before this gets a Marathon connection... : :P ) "The blood drips down the walls in long, thick sheets. It runs, and runs, and runs, like a neverending river of anguish and suffering. It wends its way through the intricate channels I have carved so meticulously for it’s presence, splitting and dividing and coming back together in long braids of silky red. The blood is swift and reflective, and if I pause for a moment, I can almost see myself in the long ribbons of life, distorted all out of shape. The blood runs, of course, because the thing in the basement told me to make it so." :D I thought it was a pretty cool idea. I know our school doesn't have that. Of course, our plan is to get a giant toothbrush and go up to Mr. Sizeland, a incompetant teacher at our school who happens to have a tomato-shaped head, and brush it vigourously, saying, "See? Soft on gums!" Of course, if you've never seen the ad, that will make no sense to you. But it's less cool than your idea. : ) Service With A Smile: ), Scifiteki

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Replies:

	So far off-topic	Vid Boi	2/17/03 9:22 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Scifiteki	2/17/03 10:33 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Elliott	2/17/03 1:52 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Blacksmith	2/17/03 4:31 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Johannes Gunnar	2/18/03 5:26 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Vid Boi	2/18/03 9:48 a.m.
	LoL! *NM*	Johannes Gunnar	2/18/03 10:38 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Tru7h	2/17/03 2:27 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	D-M.A.	2/17/03 9:58 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Vid Boi	2/18/03 4:17 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	HamburgerBoy	2/17/03 2:55 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Yossarian	2/17/03 4:01 p.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	HamburgerBoy	2/17/03 4:47 p.m.
	Bwahahaha!!! *NM*	Vid Boi	2/18/03 4:13 a.m.
	Re: So far off-topic	Nicholai	2/20/03 8:16 a.m.

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