The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:
> why am I here? Why do I exist, and what is
> my purpose in this universe?
>
And in response, thus spake the Oracle:
} Your question has several unrelated parts.
}
} There are two "Why?" parts. The answer to those parts is "just because"
}
} The second part is "am I here?" The answer is yes.
}
} The third part is "do I exist?" The answer is yes.
}
} The last part is "What is my purpose..." yada yada yada. The answer is
} forty-two, because everyone knows that forty-two is the answer to everything.
} And no, I don't care about math.
}