/-/S'pht-Translator-Active/-/


Re: Internet Oracle
Posted By: M-ClassDate: 6/16/02 11:29 a.m.

In Response To: Internet Oracle (Vid Boi)

The Internet Oracle has pondered your question deeply.
Your question was:

> Is this a trap or just a dead end?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle:

} Sadly for you it is both, since as a kangaroo you lack the ability
} to move backwards. The Oracle is saddened to have to tell you
} that. Alas, perhsps the greatest anatomical blunders is the
} inability of kangaroos to move backwards. This kept these noble
} beasts from building affordable housing, as the horror of `Roos
} trapped in tiny water closets to real a danger. It kept the
} kangaroos from inventing cars, since the lack of a working
} concept of reverse made it uneconomical to make parking lots of
} any great size. And, woe of woes, the number of dances kangaroos
} can't do is legion, no moon-walking Michael Jordan-roo can ever
} exist! Think of the number of weird muzzle jobs such a creature
} could have had!
}
} You owe the Oracle nothing, you've got enough worries as is.

[ | Message Index | Read Prev Msg | Read Next Msg ]
Pre-2004 Posts

Replies:

Internet OracleVid Boi 6/16/02 9:49 a.m.
     Re: Internet OracleM-Class 6/16/02 11:29 a.m.
           Re: Internet OracleM-Class 6/19/02 12:31 p.m.
                 Re: Internet OracleVid Boi 6/19/02 1:37 p.m.



Problems? Suggestions? Comments? Email maintainer@bungie.org

Marathon's Story Forum is maintained with WebBBS 5.12.