Dear lord man.
I wish I could say that that wasn't funny, but it was quite humorous. Yet somehow, I still feel compelled to tell you to LAY OFF THE CRACK! It really makes me wonder how much time you spent typing all of that up, and just what you WERE smoking when you came up with the majority of it.
Congratulations.. if there were some sort of hall of fame for strange, rediculous, yet humorous writing, I think that should be put in it. If nothing else, I think it deserves a LARGE mention in the news.(You listening, Hamish? heh)
Keep up the good work, but lay off the crack. Please. Give your brain cells a break.
Mojo
