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 | VH1 Behind The Music: Marathon (part 3) REDUX | |
| Posted By: Yossarian | Date: 11/23/01 6:17 p.m. |
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So where are the members of the UESC All-Stars now? Freshy-D changed his name to the symbol "\" claiming that it brings him closer to his latin roots. Attempts at a solo comeback failed miserably especially because of the fact he didn't even try any. At last contact, it was believed that "\" was still struggling with his, uh, "creative differences". The Marine was myseriously transported off the stage at the Hon-Dah Casino and Buffet in Whiteriver, AZ while touring with Herman's Hermits and Peter Frampton's little brother. Pfhor Fingers settled down in Des Moines, IA where he now heads a profoundly successful E-business Solutions company that actually installs carpet. Fingers is married to Joan Fingers, and has three children; Tommy Fingers, Holly Fingers, and M'fr'nak'tar Fingers. They have a dog named Pepper. BOB now enjoys a comfy position as a speech-writer for rich and powerful corporate executives. He has written the well known "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE" speech for Orkin Extermination and "THANK GOD IT'S YOU" was written by BOB for The Prudential Property and Casualty Insurance Company. BOB is also a good friend of the Pope, a regular volunteer at the Red Cross, and is currently working on a doctorate in airlock engineering. He also spends a lot of his time at the mansion of his new best friend, Hugh Hefner. Little is known about Jones and Seropian except for what Bill Gates(tm) has allowed us to know. It is believed that soon after the breakup Gates bought the souls of Alex and Jason and is now forcing them to work on several productions within the Microsoft Empire. Some say that they are behind the "Bill Gates is nothing like Josef Stalin" image campaign as well as the "Looook into the Microsoft hypnoto spheeeere, yeees, LOOOOOOOOOOOK into the sphere, you are now under our controool!" commercials. Will there ever be a comeback? Will there ever be a farewell tour? Will a compilation of unreleased material ever surface? Pete Townshend of The Who and Gene Simmons of KISS, whose bands are perpetually on farewell tours, fearing competition, hope not. Such is the rise and fall of the UESC All-Stars. Join us next week for VH1's Behind the Music: GNOP!. Until then, LOOK INTO THE MICROSOFT HYPNOTO-SPHERE, YESSSS, LOOOOOOOK INTO THE SPHERE AH HA HA HA!.....
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| VH1 Behind The Music: Marathon (part 3) REDUX | Yossarian | 11/23/01 6:17 p.m. |
| Oh. My. God. | Mojo | 11/23/01 10:45 p.m. |
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