What a nice story, brings a tear to my eye. Wait no, that's that pfhor goo stuff I got in my eye yesterday. That bastards artificial inpregnation staff exploded right in my face "Ahhhhh, not in the face!"
: Scenario:
: I'm running away from mass of large pfhor when I'm nearly out of both ammo
: and health. As I'm running through this narrow hallway, a Bob stands in my
: way. Then all of a sudden I here him shout "Get out of the
: way!" So I blow his brains all over the floor. After running into 3
: or 4 more, I start to here them say "Look out, he's nuts!" Then
: they start shooting at me. Meanwhile I'm still running through this
: hallway with a pack of bloodthirsty pfhor on my tail. I'm now outta ammo
: and fell like frogblasting the freakin' vent core as long as there is a 3x
: recharger near by, when all of the sudden, up ahead I see my goal, the
: purple recharger and ammo stash! Then, as I'm almost there I here
: "Look out, he's nuts!" and a Bob steps out from beside the
: recharger and shoots me. I die and must restart the freakin level from the
: beginning thanks to Bob. And he thinks I'm nuts. Besides, Bobs guts are
: green (with red blood) and we all know that it's shoot first think later
: when it comes to green Bobs...
