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Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Vid BoiDate: 3/16/02 10:16 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Arghh!!!!!!!! (Zvel-Haj)

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Johannes appears all of the sudden in heaven.

Jo:"Why am I not RESPAWNING!!!"
God:"Ahem..."
Jo:"Hey, you're that guy aren't you?"
God:"Look down, Johannes"
Johannes looks down.
Jo:"So?"
God:"Are you so stoopid you don't realize you can't respawn while your teammate is in combat!!!"
Jo:"What teammate!!!???"
God:"The population of the planet Earth! In the perfect world, we all live in harmony and we are all friends. But since someone down there is fighting with someone you can't go back."
Jo:"Well if I can't respawn and you don't have Halo, then send me to hell instead!"
God:"Sure."

Johannes is teleported to hell.

Satan:"WELCOME MORTAL!"
Jo:"... you do have Halo down here, don't you?"
Satan:"WHY OF COURSE WE HAVE HALO!"
Jo:"And you have an X-Box, right?"
Satan:"WHAT DO YOU THINK!? BILL HAS TO SEND ALL NEW MICROSOFT PRODUCTS DOWN HERE, AS LONG AS HE REFUSES TO GIVE ME THE SOUL HE SOLD ME IN THE 70'S!"
Jo:"SWEET! Where is the X-Box, then?"
Satan:"SORRY, YOU CAN'T ACCESS IT YET!"
Jo:"WTF! Why not!!!???"
Satan:"WE USE A VIDEO GAME RANKING SYSTEM HERE! NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO USE THE XBOX UNTIL THEY HAVE BEATEN DRAGON'S LAIR FOR NINTENDO!"
Jo:"NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Johannes joins the masses that are tryign to beat Dragon's Lair for Nintendo, and maybe in a few hundred thousand years he will at least have gotten into the castle.

So don't commit suicide kiddies! And I feel sorry for those of you who paid for Dragon's Lair when the Nintendo was hot.

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marathon.bungie.orgD-M.A. 3/15/02 1:14 p.m.
     ooops!!! *NM*D-M.A. 3/15/02 1:15 p.m.
           Re: ooops!!!Jacke 3/15/02 1:45 p.m.
                 DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!! (NT) *NM*Dorfie 3/15/02 3:05 p.m.
                 You liar!Djof 3/15/02 3:27 p.m.
                 Arghh!!!!!!!!Johannes Gunnar 3/16/02 4:37 a.m.
                       Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Vid Boi 3/16/02 5:15 a.m.
                             Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!D-M.A. 3/16/02 6:36 a.m.
                                   Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Zvel-Haj 3/16/02 8:53 a.m.
                                         Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Vid Boi 3/16/02 10:16 a.m.
                                               lol *NM*Djof 3/16/02 2:44 p.m.
                                   HALO!!!!!D-M.A. 3/17/02 3:14 a.m.
     Re: marathon.bungie.orgClaude Errera 3/15/02 2:03 p.m.



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