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Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Zvel-HajDate: 3/16/02 8:53 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Arghh!!!!!!!! (D-M.A.)

I can see it now, Johannes appears all of the sudden in heaven.

Jo:"Why am I not RESPAWNING!!!"
God:"Ahem..."
Jo:"Hey, you're that guy aren't you?"
God:"What is this... respawning you speak of?"
Jo:"Forget it, do you have an X-Box up here?"
God:"Yeah, but all we've got for it is Tony Hawk. "
Jo:"TONY HAWK?!?!?"
God:"Halo's too violent. I mean, this is heaven after all."
Jo:"What kind of operation are you running here?"
God:"Well, I've made my decision, NEXT!"

Johannes is teleported to hell.

Satan:"WELCOME MORTAL!"
Jo:"... you don't have Halo down here, do you?"
Satan:"WHY OF COURSE WE HAVE HALO!"
Jo:"SWEET! Where's the X-Box?"
Satan:"X-BOX? WHO SAID WE HAD AN X-BOX? NOT EVEN I'M GOING TO SUPPORT MICROSOFT."
Jo:"NO!!!!"

Johannes joins the masses that are gathered around the copy of Halo, still in full packaging, where he will stare longingly with tears in his eyes for all eternity.

So don't commit suicide kiddies!

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Replies:

marathon.bungie.orgD-M.A. 3/15/02 1:14 p.m.
     ooops!!! *NM*D-M.A. 3/15/02 1:15 p.m.
           Re: ooops!!!Jacke 3/15/02 1:45 p.m.
                 DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!! (NT) *NM*Dorfie 3/15/02 3:05 p.m.
                 You liar!Djof 3/15/02 3:27 p.m.
                 Arghh!!!!!!!!Johannes Gunnar 3/16/02 4:37 a.m.
                       Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Vid Boi 3/16/02 5:15 a.m.
                             Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!D-M.A. 3/16/02 6:36 a.m.
                                   Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Zvel-Haj 3/16/02 8:53 a.m.
                                         Re: Arghh!!!!!!!!Vid Boi 3/16/02 10:16 a.m.
                                               lol *NM*Djof 3/16/02 2:44 p.m.
                                   HALO!!!!!D-M.A. 3/17/02 3:14 a.m.
     Re: marathon.bungie.orgClaude Errera 3/15/02 2:03 p.m.



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