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That damn assault rifle
Posted By: Rincewind MoGDate: 5/13/01 9:31 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Theory (Rincewind MoG)

: It also isn't logical to put pools of flashing red lava aboard all your
: ships, and yet the Pfhor do it.

: Pfhor seem to have a diffrent definition of 'logic' than us. :D

Actually, I have an idea about that rifle beyond mere illogic... imagine a scene like this:

Rch'bkrzzz and Miz'trti, Pfhor Science Assistants 7th Class, are carrying confiscated potential conditioned ranked unit weaponry. Miz sets it down in the hall, abrubtly.

"Umm..." said Rch, "Shouldn't we put it _inside_ Science Unit First Class T'rzt's lab?"

Miz waved a computer print out. "These orders, signed, refed, and stamped by T'rzt himself."

"So, it doesn't make sense to put it in the hall way."

"Yeah, well, the worse that can happen is that we get demoted this orders cycle. What, do you want to be executed for non-compliance with stamped orders?"

"No," said Rch, "No. Of course not."

They walk away.

Moments later, a human cyborg picks up the rifle and guns both of them down.

Heh, those wacky Pfor beauracrats.

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TheorySome guy 5/12/01 8:36 p.m.
     Yeah, but...Lord Cadogan 5/13/01 1:01 a.m.
           Re: Yeah, but...Hamish Sinclair 5/13/01 1:17 a.m.
           Re: Yeah, but...Locucious 5/13/01 12:18 p.m.
                 Where was Strauss?TheMaz 5/13/01 3:33 p.m.
     Re: TheoryHamish Sinclair 5/13/01 1:23 a.m.
           Re: TheoryAlexander Strange 5/13/01 6:59 a.m.
                 Re: TheoryTim Branin 5/13/01 7:31 a.m.
                       Re: TheoryRincewind MoG 5/13/01 8:54 a.m.
                             Re: TheoryTru7h Seeker 5/13/01 9:03 a.m.
                             That damn assault rifleRincewind MoG 5/13/01 9:31 a.m.
                                   Re: That damn assault rifleLocucious 5/13/01 12:22 p.m.



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