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	Message: : Magical Mystery Tours my a$$. I've been up and down this street 7 times now : and I still haven't found The Ming Choy. Mystical?!!!... more like : mythical, the place doesn't exist. I want my 7 dollars back! : Sorry we don't do refunds. Did you study the pictures carefully, one in : particular. You don't need to guess which number now do you? : err... oh... OHHH : Ok, back on the bus everyone, we have a long way to go to our next : destination. : American Science & Surplus : 5316 N. Milwaukee Ave. : Chicago, IL 60630 : *Que Eerie Voice Over* : No one would have believed in the last years of the twentieth century that : this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater : than own, that as we busied ourselves about our various concerns we were : being scrutinised and studied. With infinite complacency we went to and : fro over this planet about our little affairs, serene in our assurance of : our empire over matter. : *End Eerie Voice Over* : Google Maps will drop you off at the back entrance of American Science : & Surplus. To get to the front you have two choices, left or right. : Choose right and you will have a long way to go. Choose wrong and... : Sheesh... this sounds like bleedin' Pathways Into Darkness. : Legend has it that Matt Soell bought Bungie's Soffish from American Science : & Surplus. Believing they were a bargain, he bought two. Matt : explains: I actually bought two of them, one carp-like one (the : "official" Soffish, or at least what Bungie vets might think of : as the official one) and another which resembled a rainbow trout. They : were 10 cents each and if I had known what a cultural phenomenon they : would become I would have bought the entire stack instead of just two. : The carp-like Soffish lived in a Gatorade bottle filled with water. The : second one was never removed from his packaging. Both have long since gone : missing. : For years, Bungie fans watch the Bungie Cam for glimpses of Soffish. Indeed, : Soffish proved so popular that they named the Bungie Cam website - : soffish.bungie.com . But just as young innocent minds watched Soffish, : Soffish watched back. Watched and waited. : : Attempts to find other Soffish proved futile, as Matt explains: At one : point (when Bungie was still in Chicago) the then-manager of the Bungie : Store, Jim Ruiz, called American Science and Surplus to see if they had : any more. They did not even know what he was talking about. And that was : just a couple years after I'd bought them. : The packaging held little clues to their origin, other than a cryptic : "Made in Taiwan". : : : The mystery behind Soffish, their covenient appearance and disappearance, : still puzzles people today, as Matt explains: There are many mysteries : associated with Soffish - where they came from, where they are now, and : what does it all mean? I think we should just be grateful to have had : Soffish in our lives for the brief period we did. : Only a select few know the real tru 7 h behind Soffish. A tru 7 h so shccking : that even fewer dare speak of it. Suffice to say that it involves : multi-dimensional beings, colonization and Phish Food. : But rest assured folks, when the Soffish arrive in their battle-hardened : PhishTanks, people will remember... : "IT WAS ALL MATT SOELL'S FAULT!" : Well… isn't it always? ;) : Cheers : Hamish
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