1 minute Halo (spoilers)


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1 minute Halo (spoilers)

Posted By: Vid Boi Date: 7/1/06 1:38 a.m.
In Response To: Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... (Funkmon)

: Heh. Someone should do this with other Bungie games.
1 minute Halo:
On the Pillar of Autumn.
KEYES: Help, aliens! Let's land on this big ring.
MC: Good morning.
On Halo.
MC: Good morning.
CORTANA: Let's save some marines.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: This large metallic box-shaped man-made tunnel full of electronics is not a natural formation.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: Save those marines.
CORTANA: Let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious trouble.
On the Truth And Reconciliation.
COVENANT: Arr.
KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot.
CORTANA: Save these marines.
Back on Halo.
CORTANA: I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: We can single-handedly fight back entire battle fleets, but I'll be darned if we can get past this closed door. Go to this other location instead.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: Finally, we're here. Now, travel to this other faraway location.
COVENANT: Arr.
In the control room.
MC: These are the first words I speak since we landed.
CORTANA: Shut up and travel to this faraway location. You must save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious trouble.
At a faraway location.
HALLWAYS: [Harrowing silence]
CORPSE: Boo!
FLOOD: ZOMBIE SPACE MUTANTS ATTACK!
343GS: Greetings, I'm British.
In the library.
343GS: I'm 100% sure that you need to travel to this faraway location, but I don't feel like teleporting you all the way there.
FLOOD: Arr.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm.
In the control room.
343GS: ...and even though teleportation is apparently instantaneous, I am somehow in the middle of a conversation.
CORTANA: You're both dumbasses, Halo is a weapon and now I'll steal this physical object so the Halo can never be fired.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: The index was actually just a stick, 343GS is firing the Halo anyway. Let's explode everything.
COVENANT: Arr.
CORTANA: But first, let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious trouble.
On the Truth And Reconciliation.
CORTANA: I'm a comic relief.
COVENANT: Arr.
MC: Only I can survive this fall.
COVENANT: Arr.
KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot.
[MC tears out Keyes' entire face and digs out the gory, slime-covered neural implants from his bloated, suppurating blob-corpse.
MC: I've been wanting to do that for so long.
CORTANA: Now I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location.
On the Pillar of Autumn.
343GS: I'm invincible! I'll bite your legs off!
CORTANA: Wildcat, wildcat! Quick, frog blast the vent core. ....wildcat.
VENT CORE: [Blast!]
In space.
COVENANT AND MARINES: Quick, everyone hide behind the nearest planet or something in time for the open ending.
HALO: I'm exploding!
CORTANA: The End.
MC: No... I have a feeling this is an open ending.

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7 Minute M:I is coming... Chris Biberstein 6/26/06 8:40 a.m.

Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... Andrew Nagy 6/26/06 11:17 a.m.

Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... Bob-B-Q 6/27/06 7:06 a.m.

Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... Funkmon 6/27/06 7:57 p.m.

Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... Forrest of B.org 6/28/06 7:18 a.m.

Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming... Adam Ashwell 6/28/06 12:17 p.m.

1 minute Halo (spoilers) Vid Boi 7/1/06 1:38 a.m.

Re: 1 minute Halo (spoilers) *LINK* DangerousHippo 7/1/06 7:14 a.m.

*claps* Funkmon 7/1/06 7:33 a.m.

Re: 1 minute Halo (spoilers) Morpheus 7/23/06 12:33 p.m.

1 minute ONI TimBranin 7/23/06 9:23 p.m.

That was like 10 mins ONI ;-) *NM* Nicholai 7/26/06 5:57 a.m.

Yeah, well that's because you read slow. TimBranin 1/12/07 9:41 p.m.

lol I wasn't expecting that! Nicholai 1/13/07 7:50 p.m.

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: 1 minute Halo: On the Pillar of Autumn. : KEYES: Help, aliens! Let's land on this big ring. : MC: Good morning. : On Halo. : MC: Good morning. : CORTANA: Let's save some marines. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: This large metallic box-shaped man-made tunnel full of electronics : is not a natural formation. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: Save those marines. : CORTANA: Let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious : trouble. : On the Truth And Reconciliation. : COVENANT: Arr. : KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot. : CORTANA: Save these marines. : Back on Halo. : CORTANA: I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: We can single-handedly fight back entire battle fleets, but I'll be : darned if we can get past this closed door. Go to this other location : instead. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: Finally, we're here. Now, travel to this other faraway location. : COVENANT: Arr. : In the control room. : MC: These are the first words I speak since we landed. : CORTANA: Shut up and travel to this faraway location. You must save Captain : Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious trouble. : At a faraway location. : HALLWAYS: [Harrowing silence] : CORPSE: Boo! : FLOOD: ZOMBIE SPACE MUTANTS ATTACK! : 343GS: Greetings, I'm British. : In the library. : 343GS: I'm 100% sure that you need to travel to this faraway location, but I : don't feel like teleporting you all the way there. : FLOOD: Arr. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : In the control room. : 343GS: ...and even though teleportation is apparently instantaneous, I am : somehow in the middle of a conversation. : CORTANA: You're both dumbasses, Halo is a weapon and now I'll steal this : physical object so the Halo can never be fired. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: The index was actually just a stick, 343GS is firing the Halo : anyway. Let's explode everything. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: But first, let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into : some serious trouble. : On the Truth And Reconciliation. : CORTANA: I'm a comic relief. : COVENANT: Arr. : MC: Only I can survive this fall. : COVENANT: Arr. : KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot. : [MC tears out Keyes' entire face and digs out the gory, slime-covered neural : implants from his bloated, suppurating blob-corpse. : MC: I've been wanting to do that for so long. : CORTANA: Now I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location. : On the Pillar of Autumn. : 343GS: I'm invincible! I'll bite your legs off! : CORTANA: Wildcat, wildcat! Quick, frog blast the vent core. ....wildcat. : VENT CORE: [Blast!] : In space. : COVENANT AND MARINES: Quick, everyone hide behind the nearest planet or : something in time for the open ending. : HALO: I'm exploding! : CORTANA: The End. : MC: No... I have a feeling this is an open ending.

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7 Minute M:I is coming...	Chris Biberstein	6/26/06 8:40 a.m.
Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming...	Andrew Nagy	6/26/06 11:17 a.m.
Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming...	Bob-B-Q	6/27/06 7:06 a.m.
Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming...	Funkmon	6/27/06 7:57 p.m.
Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming...	Forrest of B.org	6/28/06 7:18 a.m.
Re: 7 Minute M:I is coming...	Adam Ashwell	6/28/06 12:17 p.m.
1 minute Halo (spoilers)	Vid Boi	7/1/06 1:38 a.m.
Re: 1 minute Halo (spoilers) LINK	DangerousHippo	7/1/06 7:14 a.m.
claps	Funkmon	7/1/06 7:33 a.m.
Re: 1 minute Halo (spoilers)	Morpheus	7/23/06 12:33 p.m.
1 minute ONI	TimBranin	7/23/06 9:23 p.m.
That was like 10 mins ONI ;-) NM	Nicholai	7/26/06 5:57 a.m.
Yeah, well that's because you read slow.	TimBranin	1/12/07 9:41 p.m.
lol I wasn't expecting that!	Nicholai	1/13/07 7:50 p.m.



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	Message: : 1 minute Halo: On the Pillar of Autumn. : KEYES: Help, aliens! Let's land on this big ring. : MC: Good morning. : On Halo. : MC: Good morning. : CORTANA: Let's save some marines. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: This large metallic box-shaped man-made tunnel full of electronics : is not a natural formation. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: Save those marines. : CORTANA: Let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious : trouble. : On the Truth And Reconciliation. : COVENANT: Arr. : KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot. : CORTANA: Save these marines. : Back on Halo. : CORTANA: I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: We can single-handedly fight back entire battle fleets, but I'll be : darned if we can get past this closed door. Go to this other location : instead. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: Finally, we're here. Now, travel to this other faraway location. : COVENANT: Arr. : In the control room. : MC: These are the first words I speak since we landed. : CORTANA: Shut up and travel to this faraway location. You must save Captain : Keyes, who has gotten himself into some serious trouble. : At a faraway location. : HALLWAYS: [Harrowing silence] : CORPSE: Boo! : FLOOD: ZOMBIE SPACE MUTANTS ATTACK! : 343GS: Greetings, I'm British. : In the library. : 343GS: I'm 100% sure that you need to travel to this faraway location, but I : don't feel like teleporting you all the way there. : FLOOD: Arr. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : 343GS: Hmm hm hm hm hmm hmmmm hmmm. : In the control room. : 343GS: ...and even though teleportation is apparently instantaneous, I am : somehow in the middle of a conversation. : CORTANA: You're both dumbasses, Halo is a weapon and now I'll steal this : physical object so the Halo can never be fired. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: The index was actually just a stick, 343GS is firing the Halo : anyway. Let's explode everything. : COVENANT: Arr. : CORTANA: But first, let's save Captain Keyes, who has gotten himself into : some serious trouble. : On the Truth And Reconciliation. : CORTANA: I'm a comic relief. : COVENANT: Arr. : MC: Only I can survive this fall. : COVENANT: Arr. : KEYES: I hate you for saving me, idiot. : [MC tears out Keyes' entire face and digs out the gory, slime-covered neural : implants from his bloated, suppurating blob-corpse. : MC: I've been wanting to do that for so long. : CORTANA: Now I'm not 100% sure, but travel to this faraway location. : On the Pillar of Autumn. : 343GS: I'm invincible! I'll bite your legs off! : CORTANA: Wildcat, wildcat! Quick, frog blast the vent core. ....wildcat. : VENT CORE: [Blast!] : In space. : COVENANT AND MARINES: Quick, everyone hide behind the nearest planet or : something in time for the open ending. : HALO: I'm exploding! : CORTANA: The End. : MC: No... I have a feeling this is an open ending.
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