: Your mom.
YOUR MOM!
About your mom:
She smokes two joints in the morning,
she smokes two joints at night,
she smokes two joints in the afternoon,
it makes her feel alright.
She smokes two joints at time of peace,
and two in time of war,
she smokes two joints before she smokes two joints,
and then she smokes some more.
Not to mention: She's fat! Fat, fat, fat! It's called situps! I'll bet even arnold schwarzeneger would have a hard time ripping her apart. I'm surprised she even survived household! I doubt that they serve fried chicken, watermelon and sausage on a daily basis in the household. Just your mom? I don't like that, from now on, no matter what, your mom's Gona Pyle. Do you know who Gona Pyle is? He's skinnier than your mom! SNeak a jelly doughnut? Hell, she probably snuck the whole canteen!
And she has a big ass, and never knows what she's doing, and, uh, damn!
Good day, everyone, and remember Forrest's mothers' advice: Don't smoke crack, pots cheaper!
