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Re: Okay, about YOUR mom
Posted By: YossarianDate: 5/13/04 7:38 p.m.

In Response To: Okay, about YOUR mom (Starship Security Officer)

: YOUR MOM!
: About your mom: She smokes two joints in the morning,
: she smokes two joints at night,
: she smokes two joints in the afternoon,
: it makes her feel alright.

: She smokes two joints at time of peace,
: and two in time of war,
: she smokes two joints before she smokes two joints,
: and then she smokes some more.

Ironically, the man who wrote this died of a heroin overdose. So long, Bradley. If I was going to quote Sublime in this context, I'd have used the lyrics from 'What I Got':

"...I don't get angry when [your] mom smokes pot, hits the bottle and goes right to the rock"

This way you can mention more drugs in fewer lines, if that's your intention.

: Gona
: Pyle. Do you know who Gona Pyle is? He's skinnier than your mom! SNeak a
: jelly doughnut? Hell, she probably snuck the whole canteen!

I believe you're referring to "Gomer" Pyle my friend, hence, I would not be surpised if Forrest was not, indeed, familiar with Gona Pyle.

Also, Vincent D'Onofrio had to gain 70 lbs for his role as Pvt. Pyle in that film, so in real life, prior to the time of filming, he was actually pretty slim.

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