: Get aleph one and play over TCP/IP
But don't EVER play with Johannes. I played a net game with him once and boy was I ever shocked at his behavior. I brought a big picnic basket into the net map and I spread out a table cloth by a babbling brook of sewage. I set out some cucumber finger sandwiches with the crusts cut off and poured some lemonade into my special occasion Sponge Bob glasses. I even had potatoanus pie for dessert. I was just arranging the gingham napkins when Johannes joined. He ran up to where I was: standing by a small sewage waterfall, skirt flowing in the breeze, soft pouting lips with my hair tousled and ... he SHOT me!! I mean, where the hell did THAT come from?? The guy is a total maniac!! I hit my action key and tried to talk to him about it but he SHOT ME AGAIN!! Don't ever ever play with Johannes. He's a beast!!
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat