: Forget about trying to understand women. Buy this instead:
: http://www.eqwip.com/store/group.asp?Department_ID=1&SUB_DEPARTMENT_ID=54&GROUP_ID=196&AID=10273695&PID=1082810
: The self-closing toilet seat. Hey! this isn't spam, I'm answering the
: question! ;-)
But this only gives me 10-30 seconds to pee all over the seat minus the time the seat in no longer angled for good peeage. Now if you had a high powered seat that would automatically bash their heads, I'd cough up the butt bucks for that one.
Her: *frosted* You left the seat UP AGAIN!
Him: *shoving her head into the toilet bowl and pushing the seat fire button* DIE YOU TAMPON SPEWING HELL SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!
Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat