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Re: Name Analysis
Posted By: the Battle CatDate: 4/1/04 6:02 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Name Analysis (sree latha gupta)

: i want to start a business please analyse my name sree latha gupta
: if this is not good then i want to change my name .i should have peace of
: mind and good personal life also . analyse this names also aruna
: sree,udaini.with gupta as a surname.

Okie dokie!

sree latha gupta - Although you are made out of meat, your name indicates that you are unpalatable to most organisms above the species "Planaria". You have a desire to associate with sub-vocal life forms that present their bottoms for olfactory identification. Although you most likely consider this a weakness, it's strength lies in the realm of the inability of anybody to pronounce your name that has not imbibed at least a liter of Everclear 151. You can work successfully on projects with others and even run a small business without seeing hard jail time, however your real strengths are in herding coworkers into cubicles with a cattle prod and then releasing rabid squirrels into their midsts. Dominating a third world country with tanks, torture and an army of secret police and is well within your capacities as Emperor God For Life. You have a strong yet modern maternal quality to you that compels you, if you were a woman, to rip your babies from your womb with the suction end of a toilet plunger. As a male, this same quality is manifested by using the stick end of the plunger. Being well groomed has never occurred to you. You are quite healthy for a Musk Ox but as a human you are apt to crap where you stand and bash your head into others of the same sex. You are prone to suffer from spontaneous nasal de-congestion, ass cramps and ice cream brain freeze.

Hope this helps!

Gary Simmons
the Battle Cat

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Replies:

Re: Name Analysissree latha gupta 3/31/04 11:02 p.m.
     Your name sucks! *NM*D-M.A. 4/1/04 12:29 a.m.
           Yeah it does. *NM*Kirk 4/1/04 2:25 a.m.
     Re: Name Analysisthe Battle Cat 4/1/04 6:02 a.m.
           TBC > all *NM*K-chi 4/1/04 7:57 a.m.
           Stone cold. *NM*Yossarian 4/2/04 3:20 p.m.
                 Re: Stone cold.the Battle Cat 4/4/04 9:01 a.m.
                       Re: Stone cold.Yossarian 4/4/04 5:37 p.m.
                             Re: Stone cold. *NM*ukimalefu 4/4/04 9:03 p.m.
                                   Re: Stone cold.ukimalefu 4/5/04 5:37 p.m.
                             Re: Stone cold.the Battle Cat 4/5/04 9:52 a.m.

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