In Response To: XBC conversation... ROTFLMAO........... (skavenger_s7)
you are such a bastard :)
i think red may have a new post to add to his "classics" collection.
: Overheard in the main lobby of XBC......................................
: WT-Money: Hey, I am new here. How do you hook up your Xbox to the internet?
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: Skavenger_s7: Hey "WT"... I can help. What's the problem?
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: WT-Money: I downloaded the program, but how do I connect my Xbox?
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: Skavenger_s7: Did you pull out the green cable from your Xbox and see what
: style end it has?
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: WT-Money: No, where is it?
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: Skavenger_s7: If you have a newer Xbox it is just hanging off the back.
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: WT-Money: No, mine must be old.
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: Reaper: Dude! Skav is totally bullshitting you!
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: SKavenger_s7: Shut up Reaper, Now "WT"....You must have an old box,
: do you have a small screwdriver?
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: WT-Money: Yeah, I got it last month. I have a screw driver.
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: Skavenger_s7: OK, on top of your box see the green "Xbox" emblem?
: Pry it off and there wil be a port under it for a cable.
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: WT-Money: It came off but I broke it. There is nothing but dried glue!
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: Skavenger_s7: Ok, lets back up a second. Look on the bottom of your box.
: Where was it made?
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: (please insert about 15 players discounting my knowledge with jabs at me, and
: my new dumbass friend) ...most laughing......
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: WT-Money: It says Redmond Washington.
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: Skavenger_s7: Thats too bad, it is a base model. It may never get online.
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: WT-Money: What!!?? My Dad just paid 200 bucks for this! What do you mean a
: base model
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: Skavenger_s7: Well the state of Washington was contracted by Microsoft to
: build a bunch of them because they were the lowest bidder. The problem is
: boxes like yours are made with cheap parts.
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: WT-Money: Why did they use cheap shit in something like this! That sucks!
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: Skavenger_s7: The company that did the assembly didnt have the technical
: knowledge. It's not really there fault, the whiole state of Washington
: struggles with newer technologies.
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: WT-Money:Well, then they shouldn't build games!!!!
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: Skavenger_s7: Generally they don't. They mainly produce fruit. The whole
: state is covered in apple trees.You still need help? There might still be
: a way.
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: (insert here anyone who was on line that new.. well... anything! and decided
: to have a comment)
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: WT-Money: Yes, please.
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: Skavenger_s7: OK. You need to unplug your box (safety reasons) then open up
: the case. We are looking for a Yellow connector tied to the inside of the
: case.
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: ................. 5 minutes passed.......I waited, I knew he would be back...
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: WT-money:I tried but I broke the case. There is a hole in it, but I can't get
: it apart.
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: Skavenger_s7:Look through the hole. Do you see the connector?
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: WT-money: no
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: Skavenger_s7:HM?
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: WT-Money:1 why?
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: Skavenger_s7:No, sorry wasn't asking "How Many" you had,lol, was
: like being confusd.
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: WT-Money:Confused because there is no connector?
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: Skavenger_s7:No, that you couldnt get the case apart. That and the fact that
: your green emblem was glued means someone has been into your box before
: you.
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: WT-Money:WHAT!!!!! BRB!!!!!
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: WT-Money: I just went and made sure my Dad didn't buy it used or something.
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: Skavenger_s7:Are you sure? I mean I am trying to help but I must know what we
: are dealing with here.Would he lie to you?
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: WT-Money: I'll ask. BRB
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: WT-Money: Scavenger. This is rogers dad. Are you here?
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: WT-Money: Scavenger?
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: (insert an entire gang of players dying with laughter watching how this turns
: out)
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: Skavenger_s7:Are you looking for me? And if so, who is Roger?
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: WT-Money: Yes!
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: Skavenger_s7: Sorry, I am Skavenger with a "K", you used a
: "C"
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: WT-Money: Why did you tell my son to brake his Xbox?
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: Skavenger_s7:What do you mean?
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: XBC automatic moderator: WT-money has been kicked. Caps abuse 100%
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: Skavenr_s7:Hello? T-money? Unlock your caps key, that denotes yelling.
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: WT-money: I WAS yelling. My son tore apart his XBOX and accused me of lieing
: to him about it.
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: Skavenger_s7: Did you?
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: WT-money:**** YOU! YOU *******
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: Skavenger_s7:It's a good thing you were cussing, you would have been kicked
: again for caps abuse.
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: Skavenger_s7:Listen sir, I was mearly trying to help your son get on line. He
: really wants to play with the rest of us.
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: WT-Money: Well he's an idiot for listening to you. He is 12.He doesn't
: understand how computers work at all. Hooking this up is more than he
: could do. All you did was break it and make him feel bad.
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: Skavenger_s7: Sorry about that. Can YOU see a Yellow connector inside the
: hole he broke?
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: WT-Money: What?
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: Skavenger_s7: He was looking for a Yellow connector inside the box, to get on
: line.
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: WT-money: Hang on I need to get my flashlight.
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: WT-Money:No.I made the hole bigger and I still cant see it. I cant get the
: case opened up either.
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: Skavenger_s7:Ok, plug in the xbox and see if it comes on. Turn out all the
: lights in the room and look in the hole. If there is a red light inside
: the Xbox we can connect.
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: WT-Money: No. Nothing.
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: Skavenger_s7:Well, Roger said the emblem was glued. And it appears the case
: is glued too. I am certain YOU could have got it apart.
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: WT-money:Yes, I pulled on it as hard as I could, nothing.
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: Skavenger_s7:It has been apart before, you need to take it back where you
: bought it and ask for a new one. Tell them you were trying to hook it up
: and because it was glued you couldn't
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: WT-Money: Isn't there someone who fixes these?
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: Skavenger_s7:No, just replace it. This happens to lots of people. They will
: take it back.
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: WT-Money: I can't take it back, I bought it at a yard sale last month.
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: Skavenger_s7: Oh, I see. Well I am afraid I can't help anymore. And I won't
: tell Roger about that part. K?
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: WT-Money:I appriciate that, thanks for trying to help. Bye.
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: Skavenger_s7:No problem, all in a days work my friend........... All in a
: days work......
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: (Please insert here 76 lines of laughter and praise, and nearly an hour of
: further discussion)
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: Another small notch in the old Halo box. :)
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