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Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo
Posted By: Fearless Son <fearlessson@yahoo.com>	Date: 3/25/02 2:45 a.m.
In Response To: Signs you're addicted to Halo (NthDegree256) -You intentionally trip people so you can stand over them and say "Get up so I can school you again!" -When a small earthquate hits, the first words out of your mouth are "What the hell, did something just hit us?" -You read the Bible cover to cover for the first time just to see if you can spot Halo refrences. -You no longer say "Hello," shorting your greeting to a simple "Halo." -You cannot play Metal Gear Solid 2 without exclaiming, "My God, Bungie really is the La-Le-Lo-Ha-Lo!" -Whenever someone hands you a computer disk, you attempt to insert it into the back of your head. -When you watch episode three of the anime series Neon Gennessis Evangelion, you cannot help but be reminded of using the assult rifle in Halo, "Target in the center, pull the switch. Target in the center, pull the switch. Target in the center..." -You can no longer read any credible science fiction novel without disecting it in your mind, looking for Halo inspirations. -You begin to refer to a Hoola-Hoop as "God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine." -You can recite, in the proper voices, every scripted thing said in Halo, word for word, from any level in the game. [I really can do this.] -You wear a flak vest and fly-fishing hat to work every day. -You cannot close your eyes without playing Halo in your mind. -Whenever you see an extra large pin cushion, you have a strong impulse to grab it and press it onto the backside of your right hand. -After having placed such a pin cushion on your hand, you wonder why you cannot seem to make the needles shoot forward. -Whenever you get into the side seat of an open-topped vehicle, you insist on placing one foot on the dashboard so you can prop yourself above the seat. -Whenever you toss a tin can into a recycle bin, you say "Frag out!" -Whenever you are at the bottom of a stairwell, you hear a female voice in your mind say "Covenant, on the landing above us!" -You get a strong urge to shoot clusters of ballons before they jump on you and infect you with their spores. -Whenever you board a bus, you grab the overhead hand-rail, turn to the driver, and say (in your most gravelly voice) "Punch it." -You drink two cups of coffe in the morning and call it "A double dose of the wake-up stim." -Whenever you are going on a trip, you mentally mark your destination with a nav-point. -You realize that you have been writting 'You know your addicted to Halo when' additions for nearly an hour and it is past midnight. Goodnight everyone. -Fearless Son

Message Index

Signs you're addicted to Halo	NthDegree256	3/20/02 7:26 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	The Majin	3/20/02 7:28 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Jeff	3/20/02 7:49 p.m.
Re: LOL *NM*	Hethal	3/20/02 8:08 p.m.
some things you may want to consider	Zodiac	3/22/02 3:19 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Mark Levin	3/20/02 11:54 p.m.
Oh man that's bad...lol *NM*	Jeff	3/20/02 11:59 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	ApolokiA	3/21/02 1:19 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	brad	3/21/02 2:35 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Miguel Chavez	3/21/02 3:36 a.m.
Does he say 'wuh wuh wuh'? *NM*	Louis Wu	3/21/02 3:52 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Walker	3/21/02 4:51 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	pete_the_duck	3/21/02 7:09 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Nantucket	Toynit	3/21/02 11:22 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Nantucket	Djof@School	3/21/02 1:47 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Nantucket	ApolokiA	3/21/02 4:43 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Siva (W'rk)	3/21/02 9:19 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Asmodeus	3/21/02 12:22 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	ApolokiA	3/21/02 4:45 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Toynit	3/21/02 5:31 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	kayas jr	3/21/02 7:16 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	MasterChief21	3/21/02 7:45 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	MrMyth	3/21/02 8:07 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Amechwarrior	3/21/02 7:51 p.m.
Signs you're NOT addicted to Halo	PC HALO FAN	3/21/02 8:37 p.m.
Blam!! *NM*	headshot	3/21/02 8:45 p.m.
leave please	kayas jr	3/21/02 8:51 p.m.
Thanks for your opinion *NM*	Nijhazer	3/21/02 10:02 p.m.
Re: Signs your 'unit' is the size of an acorn	Lophan	3/22/02 7:45 a.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	wrinkled oyster	3/22/02 8:00 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Fearless Son	3/25/02 2:45 a.m.
ROTGDFLMMFWBAO!	Andrew Nagy	3/26/02 12:44 p.m.
Re: ROTGDFLMMFWBAO!	ApolokiA	3/26/02 5:04 p.m.
LMBAO	kayas, the spring break party animal	3/26/02 11:51 p.m.
rotfm	Douglas	3/27/02 10:42 a.m.
ROTTSCLAG[S]H	Andrew Nagy	3/27/02 7:45 a.m.
Re: ROTTSCLAG[S]H	vector40	3/27/02 7:15 p.m.
Re: ROTTSCLAG[S]H	Andrew Nagy	3/29/02 8:24 p.m.
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!!! *NM* *NM*	Tirion of *WP*	3/29/02 9:10 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Tirion of *WP*	3/29/02 9:15 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	NthDegree256	3/30/02 7:44 p.m.
Re: Signs you're addicted to Halo	Hamster Of Death	3/31/02 2:16 a.m.