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| * Hear me out * | |
| Posted By: Miguel Chavez | Date: 11/4/12 1:39 p.m. |
In Response To: * Clears Throat * (Miguel Chavez) "You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I’m a Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. And from growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy has seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, but a guy’s got seventeen. And if you know them like you know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don’t want to show me nothing, but you’re telling me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won’t walk away from." "Could I, ahem, have one of those Chesterfields now? You gotta match? Oh wait, no, I got it. You're Sicilian, huh? You know I read a lot. Especially about things, about history. I find that shit fascinating. Here's a fact, I don’t know if you know this or not, Sicilians were spawned by niggers." "Come again?" "It’s a fact. Sicilians have black blood pumping through their hearts. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, you see, the Moors conquered Sicily. And Moors are niggers. See, way back then, Sicilians were like the wops in northern Italy. They all had blonde hair and blue eyes. But uh, well, once the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much fucking with Sicilian women, huh, that they changed the whole blood-line forever, that’s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know it's absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that Sicilians still carry that nigger gene. Now this... I’m quoting history. It’s written. It’s a fact. It’s written. Your ancestors were niggers. Hey, ah? And your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother fucked a nigger, and, yeah, she had a half-nigger kid. Now that's a fact. Now tell me, am I lyin’? Cuz you, you’re part eggplant." ::laughs:: "You're a cantaloupe!" ::laughs:: TQ3GG-2DX7F-F2KQ4-MT9VQ-3JKTZ
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| * Clears Throat * | Miguel Chavez | 11/3/12 2:34 p.m. |
| * Fish * | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 9:39 a.m. |
| * Hear me out * | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 1:39 p.m. |
| * My lot * | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 4:26 p.m. |
| * Look here * (FIXED) | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 6:21 p.m. |
| * PROS * | Miguel Chavez | 11/5/12 9:12 a.m. |
| * ALL THE TIME * | Miguel Chavez | 11/5/12 1:12 a.m. |
| * WISDOM * | Miguel Chavez | 11/5/12 9:12 p.m. |
| * BETTER CARE * | Miguel Chavez | 11/5/12 7:35 p.m. |
| * WUT? * | Miguel Chavez | 11/5/12 6:40 p.m. |
| * Word * | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 9:08 p.m. |
| * Losing it * | Miguel Chavez | 11/4/12 6:55 p.m. |
| Re: * Losing it * | NotTheVacuum | 11/6/12 10:33 a.m. |
| Re: * Losing it * | bluerunner | 11/6/12 10:48 a.m. |
| Re: * Losing it * | Kermit | 11/6/12 11:17 a.m. |
| Re: * Losing it * | dCon V | 11/6/12 12:04 p.m. |
| Re: * Losing it * | HBOmatt | 11/11/12 12:58 a.m. |
| 4WT3K-6PVVW-JCMTW-Q3DM4-R623Z used *NM* | The Loot | 11/11/12 4:30 a.m. |
| Re: * Clears Throat * | UnrealCh13f | 11/11/12 3:15 a.m. |
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