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|Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain|
|Posted By: Rockslider||Date: 12/24/11 1:53 p.m.|
In Response To: How about a secret Santa thread? (General Vagueness)
: I'll get us started.
Here's one of my own then. Not gonna be a very hard identity to guess!
HBO presents… Real Men of Halo
Real Men of Halo
Today we salute you, Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain
Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain
When you thawed out a tin-plated seven foot cyborg and charged him with keeping the shipboard AI safe against the ravaging alien hordes, you could've given him a rocket launcher and shotgun to help him on his way, but you said… no. Why bother equipping him with massive destructive firepower when he can just borrow your favourite pistol instead? Ok it's not loaded but hey, it's so shiny!
So so shiny
And while other captains would've made use of the best automatic landing technology money can buy, you decided… no. Why fuss with complex twenty-sixth century software when you can cruise your gigantic spaceship down to that funny ring using nothing more than an improvised gear shift lever and hand signals?
I'm goin' down now
And when you were freed from your alien prison after the heroic efforts of that same cyborg and at least a dozen Marines, lesser men might've held safely back during the final escape, so as not to make the entire thing mind-numbingly pointless. But you thought… no. Why let the cyborg have all the fun when you've got this spanking new alien weaponry you're dying to have a go with? Besides, the visored-up sonofabitch lost your pistol already!
Gonna needle me some aliens
So load up that needler Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain, and charge blindly forth into the nearest group of murderous enemy troopers you can find, especially if they're really really tall. We know you can do the job. Of getting yourself idiotically killed or captured, time and time again.
Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain
|How about a secret Santa thread?||General Vagueness||12/23/11 7:57 a.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||General Vagueness||12/23/11 8:00 a.m.|
|Who is this about? Hyokin?||ncsuDuncan||12/23/11 8:29 a.m.|
|It's clearly HotIcePhoenix||ZackDark||12/23/11 8:42 a.m.|
|I was expecting boobs. *NM*||Overdoziz||12/23/11 9:20 a.m.|
|Re: I was expecting boobs.||Gravemind||12/23/11 11:47 a.m.|
|That's so hot. *NM*||GrimBrother One||12/23/11 3:04 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||Stephen L. (SoundEffect)||12/23/11 9:19 a.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||General Vagueness||12/23/11 3:07 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||Stephen L. (SoundEffect)||12/23/11 5:18 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||JDQuackers||12/23/11 9:43 a.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||MacGyver10||12/23/11 10:01 a.m.|
|Hmmm...||ElzarTheBam||12/23/11 9:50 a.m.|
|Re: Hmmm...||Stephen L. (SoundEffect)||12/23/11 10:47 a.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||Rockslider||12/23/11 11:55 a.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||Stephen L. (SoundEffect)||12/23/11 12:14 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||Rockslider||12/23/11 12:31 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||GrimBrother One||12/23/11 3:10 p.m.|
|ZING! lol *NM*||The Lionheart||12/24/11 11:17 p.m.|
|You write em, I'll record em.||MoltenSlowa||12/23/11 6:44 p.m.|
|Re: You write em, I'll record em.||General Vagueness||12/23/11 8:48 p.m.|
|Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain||Rockslider||12/24/11 1:53 p.m.|
|Re: Mr Idiot Spaceship Captain||stabbim||12/25/11 9:58 p.m.|
|Re: How about a secret Santa thread?||stabbim||12/25/11 9:57 p.m.|
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