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Re: SmartAlec
Posted By: Carver <>Date: 3/16/11 5:07 p.m.

In Response To: SmartAlec (ISitInA)

: Major [REDACTED],

: F484's actions are atypical of Orion-IVs as a whole, but typical for himself.
: Take no offense to his demeanor. Before his recruitment, he was considered
: cocky, arrogant, and frequently flippant. These traits have almost
: completely subsided. To date, he only reverts to sarcasm and, as you put
: it, smart mouthing when dealing with somebody outside of the standard
: Orion-IV protocols. The exception to this is that he tries to make one
: “smart” comment a day in order to keep these skills active. He is still on
: the list of possible Orions to engage in organization infiltration. His
: remarks are not geared towards you nor your crew. If ordered to practice
: his organization infiltration skills on your men, you will find him much
: more tolerable.

: Operative: WINNEBAGO

: *************
: Note by Hive: BZZT! Captain, I have encountered additional encrypted data
: within this message. The encryption keys are old enough to be added to my
: own databanks upon my creation due to our frequent status in the outer
: regions of humanity's occupied zone, in case we encountered any of the
: number of missing ships from the war. Below is the unencrypted message.
: *************
: You always had to have something smart to say, to prove you were smarter than
: the person you were talking to. You never lost it. That makes me happy.
: *************


When was the last time you had contact with F484? What was his condition at that time? If he's involved with this, I need to understand where his head may be. I like my proto-evolved super-human killing machines to be at least partially sane, and thus partially predictable.

I'll have my A.I. begin monitoring any crew who make a habit of making daily sarcastic comments. I expect to get a lot of reports...




You get that? Just give me the parties involved and who said what 4 lines prior to the sarcastic comment and 4 lines after. I don't want 'War and Peace' in my data pad every time the galley fills up. Along those lines, suspend said reports and just monitor for the first 3 days. Then only monitor those who made regular an obvious habit of such comments.

Also, what is the progress of our probe that was launched toward the planetoid we're planning to use as a shield.

Message Index


ChristmasISitInA 3/16/11 4:55 p.m.
     SmartAlecISitInA 3/16/11 4:56 p.m.
           Re: SmartAlecCarver 3/16/11 5:07 p.m.
                 Re: SmartAlecHive 3/16/11 5:15 p.m.
                       Re: SmartAlecHive 3/16/11 6:26 p.m.
                             Re: SmartAleciamalex13 3/16/11 6:30 p.m.
                                   Re: SmartAlecHive 3/16/11 6:54 p.m.
                                         Re: SmartAleciamalex13 3/16/11 7:00 p.m.
                                               Re: SmartAlecHive 3/16/11 7:01 p.m.
                             Re: SmartAlecCarver 3/16/11 6:34 p.m.
                                   Re: SmartAlecHive 3/16/11 6:52 p.m.
                                         I would pay for that movie. Indeed I would *NM*ZackDark 3/16/11 7:52 p.m.
                                               Re: I would pay for that movie. Indeed I wouldArithmomaniac 3/16/11 9:04 p.m.
     UpdateHive 3/16/11 5:13 p.m.
           Re: UpdateCarver 3/16/11 5:22 p.m.
     Re: ChristmasCaptainTony 3/16/11 5:25 p.m.
     Happiness lostISitInA 3/16/11 5:56 p.m.
           BallComm24872AISitInA 3/16/11 5:57 p.m.
           Snippet 4ISitInA 3/16/11 5:58 p.m.
     Alert!Hive 3/16/11 6:06 p.m.
           Re: Alert!iamalex13 3/16/11 6:19 p.m.
                 Re: Alert!Hive 3/16/11 6:21 p.m.
                       Re: Alert!iamalex13 3/16/11 6:30 p.m.
                             Re: Alert!Hive 3/16/11 6:43 p.m.
     Alert!Hive 3/16/11 8:10 p.m.
           Re: Alert!iamalex13 3/16/11 8:36 p.m.
                 Re: Alert!Hive 3/16/11 8:43 p.m.
     Notable interactionHive 3/16/11 8:56 p.m.
           Re: Notable interactioniamalex13 3/16/11 10:46 p.m.
                 Re: Notable interactionHive 3/17/11 12:16 a.m.
           Re: Notable interactionHive 3/17/11 12:45 a.m.
                 Re: Notable interactionLord Friendship 3/17/11 7:31 a.m.
                       Service Record, condensed, highlightsHive 3/17/11 8:20 a.m.
                       Lebanon (Unedited)Hive 3/17/11 8:24 a.m.
                             Re: Lebanon (Unedited)Lord Friendship 3/17/11 9:37 a.m.
                                   Re: Lebanon (Unedited)Hive 3/17/11 10:12 a.m.
                                         Re: Lebanon (Unedited)Lord Friendship 3/17/11 10:38 a.m.

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