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Re: A very, very long time.
Posted By: Firemist <Lukesky125@yahoo.com>	Date: 3/14/11 9:13 p.m.
: Bzzt! Memory overflow again? : BZZT! PO3 RUDDY TO HIVE CENTRAL CORE. PO3 RUDDY TO HIVE CENTRAL CORE! : bzzt! She did some fiddling to try and improve my spectrography analysis of : the star. I'm starting to get irritated. This is memory overflow 247921 in : the past half-hour. I want to know what she did to cause this. I want to : know, and I want it fixed. I will update you if it's anything more than a : simple mistake. I spent three days with my mind in pieces. I don't want to : spend any more of it like that. You don't need that kind of stress, : either. Oooh, if I was a more vindictive Seabee, I might sting her! : bzzt! No, it's not worth the paperwork or the processes to try and figure out : how a hologram might sting something physical. More than just pushing the : image of my stinger into her arm. If she put her arm over my holodisplay. : bzzt! Having my only methods of interaction being non-physical is tough. I'm : glad I'm programmed not to feel honest anger against humans. Then I might : really get frustrated. : bzzt! 2576. I was activated in 2576. : bzzt! My first duties were to greet everybody (I don't count that one), : inspect the communications array (mild power issues, but easily rectified : by myself), inspect all systems for anomalies, to sing Daisy Bell (Some : sort of tradition, I'm told, very official. Captain Sinclair was very : pleased.) and to take over all systems that I was to control. Then came : the orders to perform the shakedown. With the assistance of the crew, we : left orbit, performed some basic maneuvers, tested out the harness system, : and finally made a standard jump to slipspace for a seven-month journey. Just don't stress your yourself too much. Stress is never good for anyone, not even for AIs. On another note: Can you tell me more about Captain Sinclair? Also, where did the jump take you to?

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