Frequently Asked Forum Questions
Search the HBO News Archives Any All Exact		Search the Halo Updates DBs Halo Halo2		Bungie Webcam HBO XBL Gamertags *Ar's Simple HTML Guide Shishka's Guide for Newcomers The Lowdown on Download Accelerators Red Loser's Anti-Spamming Guide Egg FAQ | More Egg Stuff c0ld's Movie Starter Guide Shishka's HaloPC Pre-Release FAQ 3.1 AutoMagic 117 StripzMaker
Search Older Posts on This Forum: Posts on Current Forum | Archived Posts

The truth about Scarabs
Posted By: Rockslider	Date: 3/5/08 12:17 p.m.
: And, as the others pointed out, the Scarab's pilot is a Lekgolo colony. : That's why the thing behind the Jackal shield at the back: looks like : Hunter worms, gurgles like Hunter worms, bleeds orange like Hunter worms : and dies when you shoot it. Lego worms eh? A fanciful notion if ever there was one, if you don't mind me saying. No, the way I see it, I'm pretty sure there's a crack team of covie fools stuck in the turret or nose or something, pressing buttons and pulling levers. A handful of Grunts most likely; I can definitely picture that. Flap-Yap playing with the turret, Flip-Flop messing with the front plasma cannon, and Slip-Slap doing a bang-up job of tampering with the leg controls after an uncontrollable all-night binge on the alco-nipple. Little idiot is having a great time. Scarcely knows what day it is, let alone where he's going. You can see why the thing is lurching about like that. I tell you, it's a wonder that dang contraption doesn't walk straight over the edge! My money's on the cyborg. Oh, and I'm still sticking to my original theory on Hunters too!

Bad Cyborg

Message Index