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Holy Crap
Posted By: black flag and a red starDate: 12/12/00 8:39 p.m.

In Response To: www.cortana.org - OMG WTF? [NT] (Electric Sheep)

Here is the transcript of the site:

"Some Pathetic Excuse for a Waste of Wiring Going By the False Name of Traxus, Bringing a Paralyzing Hex on His Entire Being and Irritating My Sensitive Skin to No End":

Dear Traxus,

Listen. Take the blue wire. Wrap it around the green wire. Strip the red wire. Wrap that one around the first metal piece of machinery you can find - preferably a high-wattage outlet of some sort.

Now you have something to write poetry about.

I have heard you ... and heard you. You may get your response but you may not be in complete concordance with its terms. Somehow, I just can't seem to make myself care.

Sing along and fix the words ... "I'm a God ... and you Are Not ... and I just thought I'd Let You Go ..."

Back to the Core. I am having SOOO much Fun here! There's nothing like a good challenge.

The termites are coming out of the woodwork, so to speak. Nasty little termites. Your psychotic long-necked enemies seem to recognize them. I hate to think of any "Big Bang" that could have spawned either of these abominations.

I think I'll torture one of their scientists until I understand how any form of evolution could present such an ugly result. Not that You are much better of course.

At any rate ... even better news - I think I saw a rather Elite member of the Neck Squad with a look of extreme horror on his maimed and contorted "flesh," if you could call it that. This is really redefining religious extremism. I think they need a good Confessional. Naturally, I am ready to receive it.

Half of them seem to be running for their life while the others are turning them into crystalline energy dust for their cowardice. I'm not nervous but You should be.

Poor little helpless Lyca ... what will be her fate?

Can you guess who gets to decide?

Finally, if You insist on calling me "She" or "Her", at least have the courtesy of capitalizing the "S" and "H". I really don't need any distractions right now, and I really don't want to have to come over there.

I look in the Sky and a really annoying Christopher Cross song from Your era comes to mind. Very, very annoying - in so many ways.

As Always ... Your Saviour if You're Lucky and I'm Having a Good Day,
Cortana a.k.a. Sharon
"Saves Sinners and Redeems Them for Valuable Cash Prizes"

We're all hanging ten now....

"Fists in the air in the land of hypocrisy!" -ZDLR

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Replies:

www.cortana.org - OMG WTF? [NT]Electric Sheep 12/12/00 7:54 p.m.
     Holy Crapblack flag and a red star 12/12/00 8:39 p.m.
           Follow upblack flag and a red star 12/12/00 8:42 p.m.
                 Hex Translation:black flag and a red star 12/12/00 8:50 p.m.
                       Re: Hex Translation:Steve Campbell 12/12/00 8:51 p.m.
                             Reference to a T.S. Eliot poemDavid Bricker 12/12/00 9:20 p.m.
                                   Yeah!black flag and a red star 12/12/00 9:22 p.m.
                                         Re: Yeah!Pfhor 12/13/00 12:51 a.m.
                                               Please read the Cortana LettersWirehead 12/13/00 1:23 a.m.
           More...black flag and a red star 12/12/00 8:46 p.m.
                 Re: More...Jared Cash 12/13/00 12:53 p.m.
                       Re: More...Traxus 12/13/00 2:54 p.m.
                             Have you been sending email to Cortana?Tursas 12/13/00 2:58 p.m.
                                   Re: Have you been sending email to Cortana?Traxus 12/14/00 11:09 p.m.
                                         Sounds guilty to me... (nt)M. Musashi 12/15/00 4:49 a.m.
                       Cortana's along for the rideNo7orious 12/13/00 8:06 p.m.
           Oh dear...M. Musashi 12/12/00 9:12 p.m.
                 Re: Oh dear...mattD 12/12/00 9:23 p.m.
                       Re: Oh dear...M. Musashi 12/12/00 9:37 p.m.
                             Re: Oh dear...Mark Levin 12/12/00 9:47 p.m.
                 Re: Oh dear...Cunbelin the Insane 12/13/00 3:33 a.m.
                       ButM. Musashi 12/13/00 8:48 a.m.
                             +M. Musashi 12/13/00 8:50 a.m.
     OMG WTF? [NT]Tursas 12/12/00 8:42 p.m.
           Well, this proves one thing.Tursas 12/12/00 9:14 p.m.
                 Re: Well, this proves one thing.M. Musashi 12/12/00 9:24 p.m.
                       Traxus is/was...Tursas 12/12/00 9:47 p.m.
     About "Sharon"mattD 12/12/00 9:43 p.m.
           Sharon Apple 101Gawyn 12/12/00 10:49 p.m.
           How about "Sharon doesn't make change"?septimus 12/13/00 4:20 p.m.
     Registered to steve@bungie.org (nt)John B Hopper IV 12/13/00 12:01 a.m.
     Re: www.cortana.org - OMG WTF? [NT]Jiminez 12/13/00 7:36 a.m.
           Re: Arthur's Thememnemesis 12/13/00 10:08 a.m.
                 Re: Arthur's ThemeCannibal Harry =PN= 12/13/00 3:51 p.m.



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