: You zombie geek should be an elitist, always on about how much smarter he is
: than the rest of the students. He should only eat the brains of the most
: intelligent of students, as to do otherwise would dilute his already
: massive intellect; fortunately for the story, this means he doesn't eat
: any of the other characters' brains, for they are all far below his
: standards.
: Perhaps as a part of the punchline, he should eat the brains of whoever it is
: that comes up with the brilliant solution to whatever problem ends up
: driving the plot - and everybody takes it as a compliment and laughs?
: Student1: "Wow Jimmy, you saved the day!'
: Student2: "Good thinking Jimmy!"
: Student3: "Jimmy, you're a genius!"
: ZombieG: "Hey Jimmy... you know what this means..." *GLOMP*
: Students: [uneasy pause] . . . *laughter*
: FIN
Ha, that would be great, because after a while people would rather *not* come up with the correct solution.
Student 1: "Holy crap, Jimmy, your hairbrained answer was correct!"
Student 2: "Wow! Jimmy, you are a genius and did not know it!"
Jimmy: "Aw, nuts! I am so smart I can't even pretend to be stupid..."
ZombieG: *GLOMP*