: You know, I think he's right.
: Can't be a pirate anymore, Can't be in a Mad Max style vicious gang anymore.
: *sigh*
: You could look into agent-based programming, and make an AI, then make it
: learn all about medevil literature, and then plug it into the WWW.
Thou art too late! Thou fusty ill-nurtured barnacle! Thou beslubbering fat-kidneyed bum-bailey! Thou roguish rump-fed ratsbane! Truly thou art damned, like an ill-roasted egg, all on one side. Hast thou or word, or wit, or impudence, that can yet do thee office? Thou villainous abominable misleader of youth! Meet thy new master, thine AI king to rule this puny toad worm world!!!