Lawless Pfhor Its Delicious!
Posted By: Can-ned FoodDate: 2/25/16 10:27 a.m.

I recently discovered a new rank of Pfhor: Lawless.
As of this time, I'm not certain where it falls in comparison to Unconditioned, but I suspect that it is much lower.

A bit of history:
When the Enforcer class switched to a weapon which fried its victims to a charred crisp, it was discovered that Pfhor meat could be a lean and delicious snack.
From that moment on, the Lawless rank came to be, and disobedient bugs were taken to various newly established ranches, where they were fed a 100% grass diet. Butchered and prepared with specially chosen combinations of spices and seasonings, we can now present to you . . .

This is not a plug, although that jerky is rather tasty. I liked how the colors sequenced with their hotness measure, and thought maybe someone else would enjoy the joke.
Who knew that the blue guys would make the mildest jerky?

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