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Finally!
Posted By: ReBDate: 12/25/02 11:09 a.m.

Bungie Wakes Up And Realizes Bill Gates Is Their Boss
Wednesday, December 25, 2002 - 12:29 pm

The moment we all knew would happen has finally arrived: Everyone at the popular game-making company known as Bungie has finally figured out that they now work for Microsoft.

Employees of the company reportedly came into the office one day last week and began to talk with each other in a way they haven't yet. Here's a transcript of a staff discussion that was shared with MacGamer:

"Hey Dave..."
"Yeah, Brett. What is it?"
"It was MICROSOFT that bought us out, right?"
"Yeah, I think that was it, Brett".
(Long pause)
"Isn't... isn't that the company with that a**hole Bill Gates?"
"Umm. That's a good question. No, I think that was a different company."
"No, Dave... I think it's the same company, man. Seriously... think about it."
"No way, man. I don't... er... wait a second."
"Yeah. Exactly."
"Oh, crap. That means..."
"Yeah. That's what it means".
"Oh crap."
"That's what I said."
"Oh my GOD... that SUCKS! I'm TOTALLY quitting!"
"Me, too"

Bungie management could not be reached for comment, as they are all busy helping each other commit suicide.

Bungie commits suicide at MacGamer


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