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Re: No Way, Cortana is Sexier! | ||
Posted By: REB | Date: 10/2/01 7:29 p.m. | |
In Response To: Re: No Way, Cortana is Sexier! (Johannes Gunnar) : have any pictures??? Yeah, but I rather not post any. Some guys in here (the Konoko fans) obviously haven't seen a real woman in their entire life and may develop a brain tumor by the impression. Raśl: Trust me, guys. Real woman have breast. Konoko fan #1: How can you be so ignorant? Do you see any breast in Konoko? Konoko fan #2: Yeah! That breast thing was something Bungie created while developing Oni, but it was never implemented in the final game. Raśl: I don't follow you, people. Are you saying you have never seeing any other girl ever? Konoko fan #1: Being only 2 women in the entire universe, I feel lucky I've seen one at least! Raśl: Where did you get that idea? Konoko fan #2: The only 2 women in the universe are Shiver, from Myth, and Konoko. Leela and Cortana are AIs and don't count as women. Konoko fan #1: Have you seen any women on the Marathon series? Or Pathways Into Darkness? Or the Halo previews? Raśl: No, but when you turn off the computer and go back to real life... Konoko fan #1: TURNING OFF THE COMPUTER??!! ARE YOU INSANE????!!!! Konoko fan #2: HA HA HA!! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!! Raśl: Alright, chill out. How about the time before your dad brought you your first computer...? Konoko fan #2: I don't remember what was it like before I went on line. Konoko fan # 1: I've been online since ever. Nothing existed before the internet. Konoko fan #2: Konoko Konoko Konoko Konoko Konoko... Konoko fan #1: Nothing existed before the internet. Nothing existed before the internet Nothingexistedbeforetheinternetnothingexistedbeforetheinternetnothing.... Raśl: I rest my case! |
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