: * I have to watch POKEMON!!!!!! _EVERY_ morning!!!!!!
You realize this means we can't let you back here, don't you? At least not without some serious mental disinfectant and rehabilitation therapy. That stuff rots you out from the inside and leaves you a drooling addict! Why, if we let you back loose on the forums, you might contaminate the rest of us...we might even start to *shudder* (no, it's too awful, I can't say it...well, if I must) LIKE Pokemon (AAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!)
Now, what you must do when you get back is start with something relatively tame...like Hayao Miyazaki's work; maybe Mononoke-hime or Nausicaa first. Then start moving up through similar anime until you can safely watch your collection again. Once you've gotten through all of Miyazaki's work, we might consider letting you back in.
: * I have to listen to my cousins singing the pokemon theme song, which, mind
: you, is so much worse that the last one (a.k.a. "at least it's
: somewhat good in english) that it can't even have sounded like music in
: english either!!!!!!)
: E du redo att vinna?
: POKEMON!
: Vill du bli en mästare?
: POKEMON!
Oh, dear. I had never thought about how much worse such awful translations into English would become when translated from English into other languages...I pity you, truly I do.
: HELP MEEEE!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME PLEEEASE! AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!
I'm afraid the only one who can help you now is yourself...good luck.
Dan Aris, anime therapist
