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Re: You weren't dreaming... unfortunately
Posted By: Hamish SinclairDate: 4/25/02 10:43 a.m.

In Response To: You weren't dreaming... unfortunately (Callie21V)

: According to this page, there are four such novels... though only the
: first has yet been reviewed.

: Each time you refresh the page, one of a dozen random paragraphs pop up:

: It was a Bosch canvas, severed limbs and hollowed-out trunks - eaten out by
: animals, I prayed - planted through the fields like stalks of corn, blood
: painting doors and walls like the first Passover...except it was human
: blood, not lamb's blood.

: I closed my eyes, listening to the powder hiss, bullets crack, the metal
: clang of receivers slamming back home. The screams of the dying. The
: shouts of the victors. I smelled the smoke from the smokeless power, the
: primer, fresh blood.

: I'm in hell, I remember thinking; I'm in hell.

: I volunteered to go along. Sometimes I'm not very bright.

: Jesus Christ! As the Godfather once said, there are men who go through life
: begging to be killed.

: Traveling through a million miles of nothing in a little cubicle just so you
: can reach another cubicle at the end is not my idea of the conquest of
: space.

: At times like this, nothing is more welcome than an anti-climax.

: When the fearsnake slithers around inside your gut, it's pretty damned easy
: to just start squeezing off at anything that moves.

: I was crazy, buggin', freaked like some hippie punk snot flying on
: belladonna.

: I leaned against the wall, and suddenly it was like those old Abbott and
: Costello movies back Earthside: the wall had a hidden door. I even tripped
: going through the blasted thing. In my mind a laugh track played and
: played and played.

: It sounded odd, but the results were great: red blood splashed us both, and
: she kept at it, screaming a war cry that just might scare a fallen angel.

: The alien monster laughed, opening its mouth wide enough to swallow a man's
: head. "Weee throw rocks...big rocks."

: To enter or not to enter? That was as good a question as any I'd had all day.
: Staying behind meant facing inconceivable danger and unimaginable odds.
: Whereas going forward meant facing unimaginable danger and inconceivable
: odds. Or something.

:

: *shudder*

Heh I can top that. Here's a quote from Terry Fitzgerald of Todd McFarlane Entertainment about doing a Doom movie:

"The first time I beat Doom 2," said Fitzgerald, "I sat and read the three sentences of text you get to read as a reward for plowing through 32 more levels of the exact same crap you plowed through in the first game, and quickly realized that this had to be made into a movie."

That's the movie industry for you. ;-)

Cheers
Hamish

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Replies:

Books and video gamesAlfred Mordeir 4/25/02 7:26 a.m.
     Re: Books and video gamesBoomer 4/25/02 7:44 a.m.
           Re: Books and video gamesD-M.A. 4/25/02 10:53 a.m.
     You weren't dreaming... unfortunatelyCallie21V 4/25/02 10:19 a.m.
           Re: You weren't dreaming... unfortunatelyHamish Sinclair 4/25/02 10:43 a.m.
                 Re: You weren't dreaming... unfortunatelyMark Levin 4/25/02 1:06 p.m.
                       Re: You weren't dreaming... unfortunatelyHamish Sinclair 4/25/02 2:07 p.m.
                             Re: You weren't dreaming... unfortunatelyFred 4/25/02 3:41 p.m.
           Oh yeah...Hamish Sinclair 4/25/02 10:49 a.m.
                 Doom sucks! *NM*Boomer 4/25/02 11:40 a.m.
                       Wow.. i.. guessErnie 4/25/02 3:13 p.m.
     Re: Doom Books, quick synopsis...Soliptic 4/25/02 9:19 p.m.
           Re: Doom Books, quick synopsis...Alfred Mordeir 4/25/02 10:03 p.m.
                 Re: Doom Books, quick synopsis...Soliptic 4/26/02 3:09 a.m.
                 Marathon books... good idea?Brian Dubick 4/28/02 9:15 p.m.
                       Re: Marathon books... good idea?archon 4/28/02 9:47 p.m.
           Re: Doom Books, quick synopsis...Hamish Sinclair 4/26/02 12:20 a.m.
                 Re: Doom Books, quick synopsis...Inverted Sock Puppet 4/27/02 5:37 a.m.



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