: I kind of agree with you.
: Let me try to modify your advertisement a bit, along with the AR: Are those
: Pfhor bastards pushing you around?
: Do you need something to reduce them to a pile of crap?
: In that case, order the UESC issue Combat Assault Rifle!
: This is an amazing gun!
: If you press the primary trigger, it will shoot a powerful rapid-fire stream
: of bullets onto your opponent/s, good for close-combat. Secondary trigger
: shoots out a grenade, slow rate, but it packs a punch! With this, you can
: really bring some carnage and hell to the Pfhor. It has EXCELLENT STOPPING
: POWER, and using both triggers at the same time is also deadly. But THAT'S
: NOT ALL!
: Need a weapon that has better range capabilities than your assault rifle's
: grenades in your situation?
: Need a weapon that has better accuracy capabilities than your assault rifle's
: bullets in your situation?
: Assault rifle out of ammo?
: Need an instant-hit weapon to finish off an enemy?
: Trying not to accidentally inflict friendly fire on bobs?
: Any other situations like this?
: Then don't worry, because also included in your order, you'll also receive
: the UESC issued magnum!
The Magnum is a semi-automatic handgun that isn't as powerful, but has good uses explained above.This is a trade-off weapon from the AR, which, in
: some cases, is better for combat than the AR, and can surely save your
: bacon in many situations where the AR might not do as well. But with both
: of these weapons, you'll be prepared easily to fight off the Pfhor.
: Whether the AR or the M is right for the situation, remember: use them
: wisely. Neither are better than the other, we guarantee they'll both be
: useful when fighting off the pesky Pfhor. You'll simply find them on the
: first two sp levels, plus we'll also drop off additional ammo for these
: two guns.
: BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
: If you call within the next 15 minutes, you'll also one additional shield
: layer for free, plus we'll cut the price of the Assault Rifle and Magnum
: in half!
: So ready up your Assault Rifle, and draw out your trusty sidearm when needed.
: It's time to
: Order Now!
: Call 1-800-YOURSHAREOFCARNAGE
: Thats 1-800-YOURSHAREOFCARNAGE
