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Re: What is your favorite weapon?
Posted By: CATSDate: 12/17/03 8:12 p.m.

In Response To: What is your favorite weapon? (Starship Security Officer)

: Hey guys, read the title. I have two favorite weapons. Standard issue too!
: one is the assault rifle. Rapid fire primary fire or killer grenade secondary
: fire, I love this gun. Well, who doesn't?
: The other is the magnum. Why? let me put it in advertising: "Need a
: weapon that has better range capabilities than your assault rifle's
: grenades?
: Need a weapon that has better accuracy capabilities than your assault rifle's
: bullets?
: Assault rifle almost or exactly out of ammo?
: Need an instant-hit weapon to finish off an enemy quicker?
: Trying not to accidently inflict friendly fire on BOBs?
: Then take out your sidearm, because in these situations, you definately be
: better off with the magnum!
: There you have it. In some cases the rifle is better. In some cases the
: pistol is better. Give feedback. Here come the Pfhor.

I kind of agree with you.

Let me try to modify your advertisement a bit, along with the AR:
Are those Pfhor bastards pushing you around?
Do you need something to reduce them to a pile of crap?
In that case, order the UESC issue Combat Assault Rifle!
This is an amazing gun!
If you press the primary trigger, it will shoot a powerful rapid-fire stream of bullets onto your opponent/s, good for close-combat. Secondary trigger shoots out a grenade, slow rate, but it packs a punch! With this, you can really bring some carnage and hell to the Pfhor. It has EXCELLENT STOPPING POWER, and using both triggers at the same time is also deadly. But THAT'S NOT ALL!

Need a weapon that has better range capabilities than your assault rifle's grenades in your situation?
Need a weapon that has better accuracy capabilities than your assault rifle's bullets in your situation?
Assault rifle out of ammo?
Need an instant-hit weapon to finish off an enemy?
Trying not to accidentally inflict friendly fire on bobs?
Any other situations like this?
Then don't worry, because also included in your order, you'll also receive the UESC issued magnum! This is a trade-off weapon from the AR, which, in some cases, is better for combat than the AR, and can surely save your bacon in many situations where the AR might not do as well. But with both of these weapons, you'll be prepared easily to fight off the Pfhor. Whether the AR or the M is right for the situation, remember: use them wisely. Neither are better than the other, we guarantee they'll both be useful when fighting off the pesky Pfhor. You'll simply find them on the first two sp levels, plus we'll also drop off additional ammo for these two guns.
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL!
If you call within the next 15 minutes, you'll also one additional shield layer for free, plus we'll cut the price of the Assault Rifle and Magnum in half!

So ready up your Assault Rifle, and draw out your trusty sidearm when needed. It's time to
Order Now!

Call 1-800-YOURSHAREOFCARNAGE
Thats 1-800-YOURSHAREOFCARNAGE

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What is your favorite weapon?Starship Security Officer 12/17/03 3:08 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?Steve Levinson 12/17/03 3:23 p.m.
           Re: What is your favorite weapon?Starship Security Officer 12/17/03 4:05 p.m.
                 Re: What is your favorite weapon?Starship Security Officer 12/17/03 4:09 p.m.
                       Re: What is your favorite weapon?Tasnu Arakun 12/17/03 11:59 p.m.
           Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/18/03 7:58 a.m.
                 Re: What is your favorite weapon?Starship Security Officer 12/18/03 1:50 p.m.
                       Re: What is your favorite weapon?thermoplyae 12/18/03 2:26 p.m.
                       Re: What is your favorite weapon?deathmonger 12/18/03 2:31 p.m.
                             Re: What is your favorite weapon?Neoptolemus 12/18/03 3:57 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?deathmonger 12/17/03 4:46 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?CATS 12/17/03 8:12 p.m.
           Oops, a little adding to my previous postCATS 12/17/03 8:18 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?ukimalefu 12/17/03 8:33 p.m.
           Re: What is your favorite weapon?Starship Security Officer 12/17/03 8:46 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?Mista_B 12/17/03 8:58 p.m.
           Re: What is your favorite weapon?Steve Levinson 12/18/03 6:31 a.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?Johannes Gunnar 12/18/03 6:32 a.m.
     Re: Dual Shotguns. Period. *NM*MaxX 12/18/03 7:09 a.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/18/03 7:46 a.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?elliott 12/18/03 8:04 a.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?HamburgerBoy 12/18/03 10:26 a.m.
           Re: What is your favorite weapon?- 12/18/03 2:54 p.m.
                 To easily exhausted of ammo. *NM*thermoplyae 12/18/03 4:47 p.m.
                 Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/19/03 6:25 a.m.
                       Re: What is your favorite weapon?elliott 12/19/03 7:39 a.m.
                             Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/20/03 8:20 a.m.
                                   Re: What is your favorite weapon?Mark Levin 12/20/03 8:41 a.m.
                                         Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/21/03 8:05 a.m.
                                               Re: What is your favorite weapon?MaxX 12/21/03 10:14 a.m.
                                                     Re: What is your favorite weapon?Mark Levin 12/21/03 11:06 a.m.
                                                           Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/24/03 8:48 a.m.
                                                     Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/22/03 8:15 a.m.
                                   Re: What is your favorite weapon?D-M.A. 12/22/03 11:55 a.m.
                                         Re: What is your favorite weapon?the Battle Cat 12/23/03 6:08 a.m.
                                               Uhhh, I didn't imply that I... ehum eh... *NM*D-M.A. 12/23/03 6:45 a.m.
                                                     Re: Uhhh, I didn't imply that I... ehum eh...Starship Security Officer 12/23/03 7:32 a.m.
                             Re: What is your favorite weapon?Tych-Psych 12/20/03 6:37 p.m.
     Re: What is your favorite weapon?rampancy 12/18/03 4:30 p.m.



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