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| Posted By: Power Prick | Date: 12/22/03 1:51 p.m. |
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Hey! Newbie here! So, just imagine if these people were in place of the cyborg in Marathon, and they were on the mission, doing the things they must do. It must be someone well known, whether real or not real (for example, i'm going to do Elvis Presley for one, and Homer Simpson for the other, HOmer SImpson isn't real, Elvis Presley is). Anyway: Elvis Presley: Let's face it, if Elvis Presley were the person who took the same role as the cyborg, he would be da number one spazeroid! Seriously! He'd say that it would be a piece of cake, crazy singer, but once he went in there, he'd wish he had just died on the toilet instead! LOL!!! Once he's reduced to a pile of haggis, we'll reconsider the guy still being alive! LOL!!! Homer Simpson: I'm sure this guy would do ok, I guess, though I could understand that he could get freaked out. He would do pretty well, i'd say, and would be pretty loyal, but he might sneak a couple duff beers (LOL!!!) before he goes. Therefore, he might hammer himself, and, because he's too disabled from the beer that he can't do things as well, the PFhor might do the rest of the hammering for him if you know what I mean! He'd be too drunk to even read the friggin' terminals, for darwins sake! LOL!!! Heh heh! What could he do then, JUST USE HIS MASS?! LOL, LOL, LOL!!!!!!!!! George W. Bush: Well, our president is pretty dumb, but hell, I think he might do ok, he probably has some experience with weapons, and would fight for his life.Would he surely talk back to Leela or any crazy computer who gave him orders? Sure! He MIGHT say something like: "You can't give ME orders, i'm the president of the united states! I'm not 7, ya know!" A little thick in the head, but hey, he might be fine. Britney Spears: Hoo boy! Maybe even worse than Elvis Presley! Well, she'd probably just do what every anonymous, ordinary person like her would do: Just sit there and scream, so damn dumbstruck, and then she'll get killed easily! And imagine her saying to Leela: You think you're sexier than ME?! ARGH! Double D: "Oh dear!" he may utter as an unexpected Pfhor creature will perform a sneak attack upon him. ha ha! He's extremely intelligent, and may know some tactics, though he's so delicate, he might freak out at the mere sight of a bob! He might be ok, he would follow terminal instructions, but he might be scared so much, he'll probably just find ways to escape, and only use weapons when he needs to, though he'll probably need more experience with guns after having been stuck with his cactus Jim all the time. And I can see him now, so intense, and so much as a drop from a blood spray landing on him, he would say "Oh dear! How unsanitary!" LOL!!!
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