: So I'm zippin around being bored when I sez to myself "Self, you should
: go download Marathon: Resurrection" So I go and I'm blocked out of
: everything. Is this another one of those damn "Puzzle of the five
: valves" things?
: Personally, I was kinda disappointed with the reward. Wow, some notes on
: marathon. Whoopee. Of course, by then nothing short them revealing that
: Durandal was actually Strauss and that Leela was actually Blake who was
: posing as Tycho in a bid to control the Marathon's vast stores of dried
: fruit would satisfy me. Oh wait, am I ranting? Okay I'll shut-up now
I think they should reveal that Durandal is actually Darth Vader, and the player is Boba Fett. And then Leela could be a gay C3PO, and then they'd have a screenshot of the newest weapon: the Light Saber. Oh yeah, Tycho is an insane clone of Luke Skywalker. And Admiral T'Fear turns out to be none other than...
...Hamish Sinclair!
Shem
