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For all your pest control needs
Posted By: Some guyDate: 7/16/02 2:31 p.m.

Try Orange Clean! One spray and they're disoriented and having trouble breathing! Two more sprays and they've succumbed to the power of 100% pure orange oil! Guaranteed to work on all green and/or purple fighters! Freshens your breath, whitens your teeth! Does NOT cause cancer in small children and whoever told you that is a dirty filthy liar!

...Anyways, I'll try to throw up some more poorly worded crap about Damage Inc tonight sometime.



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