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	I wish I were a cyborg
	Posted By: Agent Cletus	Date: 6/29/02 7:45 a.m.
	Yes, I wish I was a cyborg. I would look and feel like a regular human, with synthetic, lifelike skin. But the wifey asks me to fix something: I just snap off my hand and plug in a power tool. Need to look for something in the dark? Use Infravision with perfect ease. Need to lift up heavy furniture? Servo motors and genetically-engineered muscles make the job a breeze. A mechanical design would never get sick (although a system crash would be a bummer. What if my hard drive fails?) Being a cyborg has many advantages. Talking to boring people? Surf the web inside your head -- or play Marathon!! Feel like driving? Don't! Just run. Trying to get a good grade in that college course? Don't take notes: just record the whole experience. Memorizing test answers would be no problem at all. (Optional 450 terrabyte HD upgrade available) I wish I were a cyborg. It would impress the ladies. It would look good on my resume (as long as I didn't apply for a job as a human-rights activist). I would have the look. I would have the brains. I would have the life. It would be really fun. Cletus (Yay! The Matrix has me!!!)

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Replies:

	I wish I were a cyborg	Agent Cletus	6/29/02 7:45 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	Pedrof	6/29/02 7:53 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	D-M.A.	6/30/02 2:43 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	Vid Boi	6/29/02 9:00 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	Mark Levin	6/29/02 9:48 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	:: Beer Can ::	6/29/02 1:15 p.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	Steve Levinson	6/29/02 4:05 p.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	•M	6/29/02 4:39 p.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	:: Beer Can ::	6/30/02 3:21 a.m.
	Re: I wish I were a cyborg	REB	6/29/02 3:00 p.m.
	Resistance is Futile *NM*	paolo mk IV	6/30/02 3:21 a.m.

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