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How do you start the flood
Posted By: Tru7hDate: 5/9/02 7:03 p.m.

John (a retired Jewish textile mill owner) goes golfing, at the 7th hole he meets Jack (a jewish friend that also works in textile).

John: Jack! what are you doing here??!!, dont you have a buisness? 2000meter polar an hour shop dosent run itself.

jack: hey John! you didnt hear? i had a fire! everything burned down to a cinder, nothing left! So i collected the insurance, and now i play golf.

John: oh realy?

Jack: ya, but tell me John what are doing here, you got big buisness too!

John: what you didnt hear? i had a Flood! everything ruined, so i collected the insurance, and now i play golf!

Jack: incredible! But tell me John, how do you start a Flood?

obviously Jack never heard of Halo
but more pressing, how did John manage to collect insurance on a flood attack

do you actualy expect Loyds of London to pay you for having you buisness wipeout by a a gang of extraterrestrial squid like beings?

anyway,
all Typos were not made on purpose

-Tru7h
-nope its not funny, now if the guys were from Nova-Scotia. HAHAHAHAHA!!

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How do you start the floodTru7h 5/9/02 7:03 p.m.
     LOL, well, im from Ontario, I get it. : D *NM* *NM*Ernie 5/11/02 8:09 a.m.



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