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Posted By: Johannes GunnarDate: 1/24/02 6:47 a.m.

In Response To: Re: Find them all! (Johannes Gunnar)

This is the interview i posted at my old marathon website that went dead after few days alive. well here you go

Part 1

Question: hello
The soul says: Hello, do you have a question?

Question: yes
The soul says: Me too.

Question: what?
The soul says: Let's talk about something else.

Question: ok, are you ready?
The soul says: Can we change the subject please.

Question: should we change the subject ?
The soul says: Let's talk about the subtler aspects of Bungie's games. That always excites me.

Question: yes, im going to ask you, now im asking if you are ready?
The soul says: OK, watch your back.

Question: do you have feelings?
The soul says: Ah, you seek the source of my power... never!

Question: are any games that are in progress now that the public dont know about?
The soul says: Know? How do you mean?

Question: i tought you where post to answer questions, not ask them
The soul says: Alright, alright, don't rush me.

Question: what is the phoenix?
The soul says: Ooh, you think you know something, don't you?

Question: who created the pfhors?
The soul says: Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.

Question: are you stupid?
The soul says: I'm just a trapped soul, I'm not a Nobel Prize winner.

Question: who are you?
The soul says: I'm just a dumb perl script. Leave me alone.

Question: who am i?
The soul says: Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.

Question: what is the point?
The soul says: Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.

Question: do you like me?
The soul says: You know the answer. Just look in the mirror.

Question: am i ugly?
The soul says: I can't help with that.

Question: do you know what pfhorcrowd is?
The soul says: My brain hurts.

Question: well, that is my website, im going to post our interview there
The soul says: OK, watch your back.

Question: how are you?
The soul says: I'm fine and dandy. And you?

Question: im fine, thanks for asking
The soul says: Do you have a question?

Question: nope im finished
The soul says: Your irrelevant questions try my patience. Get to the point.

Question: bye bye
The soul says: Hasta la vista, baby.

Part 2

Question: why do the number "7" come so often up in the marathon series?
The soul says: To learn more about Marathon go here.

Question: that did not answer my question about the seven
The soul says: Perhaps if you surpress your hideous manners I'll feel like being more helpful.

Question: am i annoying you?
The soul says: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.

Question: how old are you?
The soul says: Older than you can possibly comprehend, human.

Question: are you older then earth?
The soul says: Hmmm... I'll have to think about that one.

Question: do you know bill gates?
The soul says: Me and Bill share a cube. We go way back.

Question: do you have any friends?
The soul says: Friends are for the weak, I always say.

Question: what are you?
The soul says: I'm a rules-based perl script. This whole soul thing is just a big scam.

Question: are you alive
The soul says: Alas, no. I'm just a jumble of bits and bytes.

Question: what do you eat
The soul says: I like foods that can be easily absorbed. Like ice cream.

Question: i cant get anymore answers from you
The soul says: Yeah. What about it?

Question: i have to go now
The soul says: Yeah. What about it?

Question: byebye, i had a nice time with you
The soul says: Hasta la vista, baby.

Part 3

Question: whats up
The soul says: I'm just hanging.

Question: hey is matt there
The soul says: Why does everyone ask about Matt. He's dead. I killed him.

Question: what person do you like most
The soul says: I don't know. I'm just making conversation.

Question: can you support me
The soul says: You have not given me enough to answer to that question.

Question: can you help me
The soul says: If you want help you'll have to tell me exactly what you want help with. I'm a soul, not a mind reader.

Question: do you think i should go on a date
The soul says: You have not given me enough to answer to that question.

Question: i love you
The soul says: It's not love, it's infatuation.

Question: does bungie treat you well
The soul says: Bungie has enslaved me and forced me to answer questions. I was bad.

Question: i see that
The soul says: That's not really what you want to ask. You're transparent.

Question: do you want to kill yourself
The soul says: I consider the extraction of life a metamorphosis of sorts....

Question: why do you always say "Hasta la vista, baby. "
The soul says: Welcome to Machu Picchu.

Question: thank you
The soul says: My pleasure.

Question: hmm maby ill ask you few more questions
The soul says: Alright, alright, don't rush me.

Question: when is halo going to be ready
The soul says: Oooh, you want to know about Halo?

Question: yea, i want to know when it will be ready, and i want to know it from you
The soul says: That's not really what you want to ask. You're transparent.

Question: I WANT TO ASK YOU THAT QUESTION
The soul says: Alright, alright, don't rush me.

Question: THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!!! GOOD BYE ASSHOLE
The soul says: Souls don't have assholes.

Question: what about dicks
The soul says: Don't dick with me. I'll dick you over.

Question: Oh you naughty boy
The soul says: I'm just a trapped soul. Let me be. You're interfering with my slow crawl towards infinity.

Question: byebye
The soul says: Hasta la vista, baby.

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Bungie's Soul returns!Jacke 1/19/02 6:05 a.m.
     Re: Bungie's Soul returns!Boomer 1/19/02 11:26 a.m.
           hehe , nice *NM*Johannes Gunnar 1/19/02 12:58 p.m.
                 Re: hehe , niceDjof 1/19/02 2:51 p.m.
                       Re: hehe , niceDjof 1/19/02 3:05 p.m.
     Re: Bungie's Soul returns!D-M.A. 1/20/02 2:11 a.m.
           Re: Bungie's Soul returns!D-M.A. 1/20/02 2:12 a.m.
                 Re: Bungie's Soul returns!D-M.A. 1/20/02 2:55 a.m.
                       lol!Djof 1/20/02 6:27 a.m.
     Re: Bungie's Soul returns![Tycho?] 1/20/02 6:07 a.m.
           Re: Bungie's Soul returns!Boomer 1/21/02 7:11 a.m.
                 Re: Bungie's Soul returns!Boomer 1/21/02 7:16 a.m.
     More random questioningSisgmund 1/23/02 2:01 a.m.
           hrm...?jack 1/23/02 11:20 a.m.
                 Find them all!Djof@School 1/24/02 6:12 a.m.
                       Re: Find them all!Johannes Gunnar 1/24/02 6:40 a.m.
                             Here is the listJohannes Gunnar 1/24/02 6:47 a.m.
                                   haha!Djof@School 1/24/02 7:26 a.m.



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