Taco Bell's answer to Pathways into Darkness


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Taco Bell's answer to Pathways into Darkness

Posted By: VikingBoyBilly Date: 12/1/25 12:22 p.m.

In ancient times, before the merger with KFC, Taco Bell ruled the globe with a mexican food empire. Tacos, burritos, green fire sauce, and those little churro bites raked in cash from the unwashed masses, brainwashed by totemic talking chihuahua god that archaeologists still fail to decipher the name of.
But then came the rise of Bungie, and Taco bell trembled before their impending downfall. People were playing video games instead of eating cheap soft-shelled tacos! It was impossible to hold a taco in one hand and both a mouse and keyboard in the other; a direct threat to the taco bell dynasty.
But they devised a counter attack. For fast food to compete with video games, it must BECOME a video game! General Mills had already replaced breakfast with Chex Quest. Taco bell swooped down on their opportunity to take the lunch slot. And so the empire had decayed, but not fallen.
BEHOLD! Kowtow on your knees and worship TASTY TEMPLE CHALLENGE!

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: In ancient times, before the merger with KFC, Taco Bell ruled the globe with : a mexican food empire. Tacos, burritos, green fire sauce, and those little : churro bites raked in cash from the unwashed masses, brainwashed by : totemic talking chihuahua god that archaeologists still fail to decipher : the name of. : But then came the rise of Bungie, and Taco bell trembled before their : impending downfall. People were playing video games instead of eating : cheap soft-shelled tacos! It was impossible to hold a taco in one hand and : both a mouse and keyboard in the other; a direct threat to the taco bell : dynasty. : But they devised a counter attack. For fast food to compete with video games, : it must BECOME a video game! General Mills had already replaced breakfast : with Chex Quest. Taco bell swooped down on their opportunity to take the : lunch slot. And so the empire had decayed, but not fallen. : BEHOLD! Kowtow on your knees and worship TASTY TEMPLE CHALLENGE! :

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