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	Message: : On the first Sunday of 2021... we explore "One Thousand Thousand Slimy : Things". This features Greg Kirkpatrick's epic opening battle scene. : This is the true story of that epic battle. : : Timeline 1 : You teleport in (first noticing the floating skeleton in the sky), then rush : up the stairs and straight to the door. : Door opens. : Pfhor troopers from hell descend from the sky to the sound of Wagner’s “Ride : of the Valkyries”. Yeah… Tfear’s boys like the classics. : You and the Pfhor tear every last Bob… limb from limb. : Seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses. : You be like… "I did this and could have stopped it." : Tfear be like… “Very Impressive”. : : Timeline 2 : You teleport in (first noticing the floating skeleton in the sky), then : cautiously climb the stairs. : Hands in the air (ok fists out) you call out… "Hey guys… it’s me… I’m : back." : Bobs be like… "Hey dude you’re dead… we killed you (in the last : timeline) … there ain’t no coming back! There ain’t no coming back!" : You take a few steps forward. : You be like... "No it really is ME. I’m back. I just saved a bunch of : you guys from a POW camp… just like in that film we watched together… : remember?" : Bobs be like… "Yeah right. Fool us once, shame on you; fool us twice, : shame on us." : You take a few steps forward. : You be like... "Hey guys… open the door… let me in." : Bobs be like… "I got a bad feeling about this." : Door opens. : You take a few steps forward. "Thanks guys… great to be… WHAT THE : PFHUCK" : Pfhor troopers from hell descend from the sky to the sound of Wagner’s “Ride : of the Valkyries”. Yeah… Tfear’s boys like the classics. : Bobs be like… "It’s a TRAP. Get him he’s a TRAITOR!!!" : You be like… "PFHUCK THIS… I’VE BEEN SET UP!!!" : : Timeline 3 : You teleport in (first noticing the floating skeleton in the sky), then rush : up the stairs but instead of taking the straight path… your turn right : (right path… get it?). : You hug the wall heading over to the door. But the door doesn’t open. : Pfhor troopers from hell descend from the sky to the sound of Wagner’s “Ride : of the Valkyries”. Yeah… Tfear’s boys like the classics. : You duke it out with a couple of Troopers… hey you need to show the Bobs : whose side you are on… right? : Then jump into the water, grab the AR, head on over to grab the ammo and 2x : cannister [sic] that elderly Jjarro [sic] guy sends you. You know… the one : in the dessert [sic]… he’s like “Be One With the Waves”… and stuff. : Head back to the start, kill the last of the Pfhor, head for the door. It : opens… you enter. Hail the Conquering Hero. : Bobs be like…. “Thank God its You.” : You be like… “Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait : for this all to blow over." : Bobs be like…. “Game Over Man… Game Over.” : Greg be like... “No Hamish... that's NOT how Infinity ends. : _________________ : Kudos if you can name all the movie references. ;) : Cheers : Hamish : : : : : : : : : : :
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