: There are three URLs at the end of this message which may be of interest to
: those with access to a portable device that exhibits the following
: qualities: -- Erotically high Geekbench score.
: -- About as thick as a 20-point sheet of paper.
: -- Provides realtime walking directions to the nearest dog park.
: -- Can automatically ship colorful jumpsuits directly to your bedside.
: -- Machined alloy frame that can grind steak into an drinkable slurry.
: -- Runs iOS.
: Have fun!
: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-1/id419805412
: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-2-durandal/id421697209
: https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-infinity/id422775548
Fuck yes! Thank you. I thought they'd vanished from the app store entirely.