There are three URLs at the end of this message which may be of interest to those with access to a portable device that exhibits the following qualities:
-- Erotically high Geekbench score.
-- About as thick as a 20-point sheet of paper.
-- Provides realtime walking directions to the nearest dog park.
-- Can automatically ship colorful jumpsuits directly to your bedside.
-- Machined alloy frame that can grind steak into an drinkable slurry.
-- Runs iOS.
Have fun!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-1/id419805412
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-2-durandal/id421697209
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/marathon-infinity/id422775548