: Technically his lackey called me; Tom Cruise has people to do these things
: for him, you know. I passed the call to Doug Zartman because the lackey
: was communicating poorly ("He's in a big dark room, there's a
: corridor going out of it but the door doesn't work, and there's this
: monster shooting at him, and there's another room he can see but he can't
: get to...") Ever try to explain to someone how to explain a Marathon
: Infinity level to someone else? You can imagine the difficulty. I was
: getting frustrated, as was the lackey, and Doug bravely volunteered to
: jump on the grenade, so I transferred the call. Moments later, Tom Cruise
: (who must have been pretty frustrated himself) grabbed the phone and
: started talking directly to Doug, who quickly helped him figure out
: whatever was confusing him.
: –Matt
How funny would it be if the level he was stuck on WASN'T colony ship for sale cheap…
I'd guess G4 sunbathing based on the description.