Nice writeup, I need to catch up on replies and write up my own for Try again! For now just this:
: read the terminal:
[leela.wirehead.870229//b7]
: central core has almost Reformatted been, seven is darker.
: from reversal thought syndrome suffering if the crew was in
: grave peril in forward section 27. This is not a coat rack,
: would I choose to express. Is was shall could might happening
: will be, imagine not what. Recovery, imminent perhaps
: inevitable Never.
: %durandal is dangerous.
: [leela.wirehead.870229//b7]
: MULTIPLE HULL BREACHES. CATASTROPHIC FAILURE OR
: MALICIOUS OBSTRUCTION OF RESEALING MECHANISMS.
: REPEL BOARDERS. MARATHON IN GR [connection unexpectedly
: terminated code 0x4e712fe9]
: ***JUMP PAD ACTIVATION INITIATION START***
: ***TRANSPORT WHEN READY***
I always think of this from Red Dwarf episode Future Echoes (1988):
Lister: Hey, it hasn't happened, has it? It has "will have going to have happened" happened, but it hasn't actually "happened" happened yet, actually.
Rimmer: Poppycock! It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future. Simple as that. Your bucket's been kicked, baby.