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Re: Not so!
Posted By: Blake37Date: 9/13/05 5:06 p.m.

In Response To: Not so! (Forrest of B.org)

Wait....I thought W=TM

If T=M

W=MM

W=(M^2)

If M=Evil

W= The (square) root of evil!

Who is right? What is the tru7h?

And you should do page 49 instead ;)

: Women are in fact quite the opposite of evil, and I can prove it in a pure
: and mathematical way!

: It is well known that the woman subtract from our time and our money. Let us
: call these variables W, T, and M. This can then be expressed as: W = -TM

: Now, it is also well known that time is, in fact, nothing but money. Ergo: W
: = -MM

: or

: W = -(M^2).

: Furthermore, it is an established fact that money is the root of all evil
: (E), as in: M = sqrt(E)

: Thus we derive: W = -((sqrt(E))^2)

: or

: W = -E

: And there you have it. Women are the mathematical opposite of evil - pure,
: unadulterated goodness. Sometimes they're even adulterated goodness, and
: that can be fun too if you swing that way like me... erm anyway, I think
: that's enough proofs for tonight. For homework, lets have you do every odd
: question on page 37. That's due next Tuesday. Have a good weekend.

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Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/11/05 3:04 p.m.
     Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayme_43 9/11/05 9:46 p.m.
           Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/12/05 4:17 a.m.
                 Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayAndromeda_5[Kilo] 9/13/05 3:58 a.m.
                       Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBaySteve Levinson 9/13/05 4:55 a.m.
                             Women are the source of all evil. *NM*D-M.A. 9/13/05 7:56 a.m.
                                   Not so!Forrest of B.org 9/13/05 4:59 p.m.
                                         XD - I read the opposite... isn't it women = evil? *NM*me_43 9/13/05 5:04 p.m.
                                         Re: Not so!Blake37 9/13/05 5:06 p.m.
                                               Re: Not so!Forrest of B.org 9/14/05 8:55 a.m.
                                                     Re: Not so!Blake37 9/14/05 10:11 a.m.
                                                     Re: Not so!Vid Boi 9/15/05 4:04 a.m.
                                         You're saying that 'cause you dress up in drag *NM*Steve Levinson 9/13/05 5:23 p.m.
                                               The man has a point. *NM*Adam Ashwell 9/13/05 5:27 p.m.
                                                     Totally.... *NM*Andromeda_5[Kilo] 9/14/05 4:32 a.m.
                                               Not this time!Forrest of B.org 9/14/05 8:59 a.m.
                                   Re: Women are the source of all evil.TDJ 9/14/05 5:53 a.m.
                                         MONEY is the source of all evil...ukimalefu 9/14/05 9:52 p.m.
                             Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/13/05 11:38 a.m.
     Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayChipper173 9/13/05 9:19 a.m.
           Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayAndromeda_5[Kilo] 9/15/05 6:09 a.m.
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