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Not so!
Posted By: Forrest of B.orgDate: 9/13/05 4:59 p.m.

In Response To: Women are the source of all evil. *NM* (D-M.A.)

Women are in fact quite the opposite of evil, and I can prove it in a pure and mathematical way!

It is well known that the woman subtract from our time and our money. Let us call these variables W, T, and M. This can then be expressed as:

W = -TM

Now, it is also well known that time is, in fact, nothing but money. Ergo:

W = -MM

or

W = -(M^2).

Furthermore, it is an established fact that money is the root of all evil (E), as in:

M = sqrt(E)

Thus we derive:

W = -((sqrt(E))^2)

or

W = -E

And there you have it. Women are the mathematical opposite of evil - pure, unadulterated goodness. Sometimes they're even adulterated goodness, and that can be fun too if you swing that way like me... erm anyway, I think that's enough proofs for tonight. For homework, lets have you do every odd question on page 37. That's due next Tuesday. Have a good weekend.

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Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/11/05 3:04 p.m.
     Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayme_43 9/11/05 9:46 p.m.
           Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/12/05 4:17 a.m.
                 Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayAndromeda_5[Kilo] 9/13/05 3:58 a.m.
                       Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBaySteve Levinson 9/13/05 4:55 a.m.
                             Women are the source of all evil. *NM*D-M.A. 9/13/05 7:56 a.m.
                                   Not so!Forrest of B.org 9/13/05 4:59 p.m.
                                         XD - I read the opposite... isn't it women = evil? *NM*me_43 9/13/05 5:04 p.m.
                                         Re: Not so!Blake37 9/13/05 5:06 p.m.
                                               Re: Not so!Forrest of B.org 9/14/05 8:55 a.m.
                                                     Re: Not so!Blake37 9/14/05 10:11 a.m.
                                                     Re: Not so!Vid Boi 9/15/05 4:04 a.m.
                                         You're saying that 'cause you dress up in drag *NM*Steve Levinson 9/13/05 5:23 p.m.
                                               The man has a point. *NM*Adam Ashwell 9/13/05 5:27 p.m.
                                                     Totally.... *NM*Andromeda_5[Kilo] 9/14/05 4:32 a.m.
                                               Not this time!Forrest of B.org 9/14/05 8:59 a.m.
                                   Re: Women are the source of all evil.TDJ 9/14/05 5:53 a.m.
                                         MONEY is the source of all evil...ukimalefu 9/14/05 9:52 p.m.
                             Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayYossarian 9/13/05 11:38 a.m.
     Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayChipper173 9/13/05 9:19 a.m.
           Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayAndromeda_5[Kilo] 9/15/05 6:09 a.m.
                 Re: Marathon 1 Shrink-wrapped at eBayChipper173 9/16/05 4:14 a.m.

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